There was a man who hated to lose. One day he lost his remote control and spent all day looking for it. Finally, he found it in his other hand.
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
A little girl asked her father, 'Do all fairy tales begin with Once upon a time?' He replied, 'No, some begin with 'If I am elected...' This shows how politics can be humorously compared to fairy tales in a short and funny way.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
There was a girl who always lost her things. One day, she lost her heart - shaped locket. A boy found it and returned it to her. He said, 'I think I found something precious that belongs to a precious person.' She blushed and they fell in love. It was a really cute and funny start to their love story.
Well, here is a short and funny joke story. A man goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a bell.' The doctor asks, 'Well, are you ringing?' The man says, 'No, but I'm dong!' This simple joke plays on the double meaning of 'dong' and the idea of the man thinking he's a bell in a humorous way.
A ghost was floating around a library. It saw a book on how to be a better ghost. As it was reading, it got so absorbed that it didn't notice the librarian who screamed when she saw a book floating in mid - air.
There is a story. A man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was over, he said, 'Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.' 'Well, in plain English,' the doctor replied, 'you're just lazy.'
Once upon a time, a fish was tired of swimming. It saw a turtle and said, 'I wish I could walk like you.' The turtle replied, 'But you can swim everywhere!' The fish thought for a second and said, 'Yeah, but there's no pizza in the sea!' Then it swam away happily.
A skeleton walked into a bar and said, 'Give me a beer and a mop.'
Once upon a time, a ghost tried to scare a cat. But the cat just yawned and walked away. The ghost was so offended that it vanished immediately.
Sure. Once there was a man who tried to train his cat to use the toilet. He spent weeks on it. One day, he heard a big splash and found the cat had knocked over the whole toilet roll into the toilet bowl while trying to 'do its business' like a human.