Can you share some very short and funny stories?

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

There was a little girl who thought she could fly. So she climbed onto the roof and jumped. She didn't fly but landed on a big pile of leaves. She then said, 'I'm just practicing my soft landings!'

There was a girl who always lost her things. One day, she lost her heart - shaped locket. A boy found it and returned it to her. He said, 'I think I found something precious that belongs to a precious person.' She blushed and they fell in love. It was a really cute and funny start to their love story.

Well, here is a short and funny joke story. A man goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a bell.' The doctor asks, 'Well, are you ringing?' The man says, 'No, but I'm dong!' This simple joke plays on the double meaning of 'dong' and the idea of the man thinking he's a bell in a humorous way.

A ghost was floating around a library. It saw a book on how to be a better ghost. As it was reading, it got so absorbed that it didn't notice the librarian who screamed when she saw a book floating in mid - air.

There is a story. A man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was over, he said, 'Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.' 'Well, in plain English,' the doctor replied, 'you're just lazy.'

Once upon a time, a fish was tired of swimming. It saw a turtle and said, 'I wish I could walk like you.' The turtle replied, 'But you can swim everywhere!' The fish thought for a second and said, 'Yeah, but there's no pizza in the sea!' Then it swam away happily.

A skeleton walked into a bar and said, 'Give me a beer and a mop.'

Once upon a time, a ghost tried to scare a cat. But the cat just yawned and walked away. The ghost was so offended that it vanished immediately.