Well, there's this joke. What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper! It's funny because it plays on the words 'rapper' and 'wrapper' which are related to Christmas presents. Santa's elves are often associated with wrapping presents, so an elf that sings becomes a 'wrapper' in this silly joke way.
Here is one. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? Because you do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. Ha ha.
Another one. What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? A pineapple! Well, it's a play on words as 'pine' is in both. Christmas is all about having fun with language like this in these joke stories.
Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
A dad says, 'I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.'
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. And here's a third: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Another great Christmas joke story is that Santa was checking his list twice as usual. He came across a name that made him scratch his head. It was 'Olive'. He said, 'Olive? All I want for Christmas is not another Olive!' It's a play on the song 'All I Want for Christmas Is You' and the unexpected name 'Olive'.
The elves were having a Christmas party. One elf drank too much eggnog and started singing really loudly. Another elf said, 'You're so noisy! Santa will hear you!' The drunk elf replied, 'Good! I want to ask him for a raise!'
Sure. Here's one: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Here's one. A blonde was on a plane to New York. She asked the flight attendant to bring her a pen and paper. When the attendant brought it, she wrote down 'Hi Mom, I'm on the plane. See you soon.' Then she put it in an envelope and asked the attendant to mail it for her. The attendant was like 'Ma'am, we're 30,000 feet in the air!'
Here's one. Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site. Paddy says, 'I'm going to the doctor. I'm not feeling well.' Murphy asks, 'What's wrong?' Paddy says, 'Every time I stand up quickly, I get a dizzy spell and see spots in front of my eyes.' Murphy says, 'Well, you'd better hurry up then or they'll be all painted over.'