What are some hilarious bad driver stories you've heard?

There was a parent who was supposed to take their kid to a birthday party. But they got the date mixed up and showed up a week early. They were wondering why there was no party going on and the poor kid was so disappointed.

A friend of mine was at a music festival. She was dancing all night and sweating a lot. In the morning, her hair was matted and sticking out in all directions. She said people thought she was some kind of wild animal. It was so funny when she told me about it.

There was a guy I knew who decided to do a food challenge. He ate way too much food in a short time. Of course, he got diarrhea. He was at his friend's house at the time. His friend's dog followed him every time he ran to the bathroom. It was like the dog was curious about what was wrong with him. We all laughed when he told us this story later.

There was a mom traveling with her baby. The baby got sick during the ride. The driver was really helpful. He quickly found the nearest hospital and helped the mom get the baby inside. He stayed with them until the baby was okay. The mom was extremely grateful and said she would never forget his kindness.

I heard about a truck driver who accidentally drove into a car wash instead of a truck stop. He was so tired that he just followed the signs without really looking. When the brushes started coming at his truck, he was so shocked at first, but then he just sat back and let it happen, figuring it was a new kind of truck stop service. The employees at the car wash were laughing their heads off.

One story was about a delivery driver who left a strange note on the package. It said something really cryptic and made the recipient feel uneasy. They didn't know if it was a joke or something more sinister.

I heard about a priest who got his cassock stuck in a door on his way to the pulpit. He had to wiggle and tug to get free while the whole congregation watched and giggled. He then just laughed it off and started his sermon with a self - deprecating joke about it.

When my grandpa was a young man, he wanted to impress my grandma. He tried to ride a horse but ended up falling off right in front of her. He was so embarrassed, but grandma thought it was the cutest thing and they've been together ever since. Their story always makes me smile.

Well, I heard about a man who wanted a dolphin tattoo on his back. The tattoo artist accidentally made it look like a fish with a really long nose. It was so far from a dolphin. He was really disappointed at first, but then he started to see the humor in it. Now he tells everyone it's his unique 'dolphish' tattoo.

I heard about a Karen who was on an airplane. She didn't like the seat she was assigned and demanded that a flight attendant move her to first class. When they said they couldn't, she started crying and saying she had a medical condition that required more legroom. But she was just being difficult.