What are some hilarious bad driver stories you've heard?

There was a parent who was supposed to take their kid to a birthday party. But they got the date mixed up and showed up a week early. They were wondering why there was no party going on and the poor kid was so disappointed.

There was a guy I knew who decided to do a food challenge. He ate way too much food in a short time. Of course, he got diarrhea. He was at his friend's house at the time. His friend's dog followed him every time he ran to the bathroom. It was like the dog was curious about what was wrong with him. We all laughed when he told us this story later.

A friend of mine was at a music festival. She was dancing all night and sweating a lot. In the morning, her hair was matted and sticking out in all directions. She said people thought she was some kind of wild animal. It was so funny when she told me about it.

There was a mom traveling with her baby. The baby got sick during the ride. The driver was really helpful. He quickly found the nearest hospital and helped the mom get the baby inside. He stayed with them until the baby was okay. The mom was extremely grateful and said she would never forget his kindness.

I heard about a truck driver who accidentally drove into a car wash instead of a truck stop. He was so tired that he just followed the signs without really looking. When the brushes started coming at his truck, he was so shocked at first, but then he just sat back and let it happen, figuring it was a new kind of truck stop service. The employees at the car wash were laughing their heads off.

One story was about a delivery driver who left a strange note on the package. It said something really cryptic and made the recipient feel uneasy. They didn't know if it was a joke or something more sinister.

One story I heard was about a teacher who fell asleep during a student's presentation. The student just kept talking until the teacher woke up with a start and mumbled some random compliment. It was quite funny.

One story I heard was about a man who accidentally walked into the women's restroom. He was so embarrassed when he realized his mistake that he just froze. The women in there were very understanding and just laughed it off.

There was a story about a McDonalds worker who made a burger that looked exactly like a famous painting. It was just for fun during a slow shift. He took a picture of it and it went viral on social media. Customers started asking if they could order 'the art burger'. The management didn't know whether to be proud or worried about this creative outburst. It was a really funny incident that brought a lot of attention to that particular McDonalds.

A friend of mine went on a first date ice skating. He thought he was a great skater but as soon as he got on the ice, he slipped and fell flat on his face right in front of his date. His date was really nice about it though and they ended up having a great time laughing about it.