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Can you share a really funny DND story you've heard?

2024-12-03 16:50
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I heard about a DND adventure where the party's cleric tried to heal a 'wounded' statue. He used all his best spells and chanted for a long time. When he finally realized it was just a statue, the whole party burst into laughter. He had wasted so much of his energy and spells on an inanimate object. It was quite a comical blunder.

Sure. There was this one time a druid in a group thought he could transform into a huge bear to intimidate a group of bandits. But he accidentally turned into a small, fluffy bunny instead. The bandits were so confused at first, and then they started laughing. The druid was so embarrassed but it made for a really funny moment.

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Forced out by her step-mother, she was driven to desperation and had no way of surviving other than to sign herself away and marry herself into a rich and influential family. Three years into the marriage, her wealthy husband had spoiled her to heavens. The only problem was that they had no inheritors in their family. Inside the luxurious mansion, Pei Qiqi angrily threw a stack of newspaper onto the man, “The article is claiming that I am a hen who cannot lay eggs! But Tang Yu, it’s you who has issues!” The man put down the newspaper and agreed to what his young wife was saying, “Why would they write false information? Your zodiac is the pig!” “Tang! Yu!” She stomped her feet out of anger. The man grinned, “So what we have no kids? You are my little baby.” Pei Qiqi thought, how did this scene change so fast!
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Endless  Pampering Only For You

Endless Pampering Only For You

As childhood sweethearts, they were made to engage under the manipulations of their families. It involved having to to live in the same room and sleep together. One night, she is accidentally made drunk, and in his delirium, he kisses her only to realize he enjoys it. From time to time, he would sneak a kiss on her, but his “crime” is eventually discovered in an accident. After being accused by her, he says with a smile, “You are my wife, why can’t I kiss you?” The two people’s daily routine is full of bickering and mutual discrediting of each other. Although he claims to disparage, he actually cares intensely about her. He feels crazily jealous when she is close to other men, to the point of tying her to his side, so that she becomes exclusively his. Tags: Campus Love, Childhood Sweethearts, Pampering Romance
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The Rest Of My Life Is For You

The Rest Of My Life Is For You

Yu Yuehan is the usual rich, perfect, aloof president—the richest man in City H; but one day, a female toddler suddenly appears in his life as his daughter! Despite being certain that he has never touched a woman before, DNA tests certify that the toddler is his! He soon becomes a good 'daddi' for the little toddler, Xiao Liuliu. Two years later, for some inexplicable reason, Xiao Liuliu becomes very fond of a trial nurse, Nian Xiaomu, hired to take care of her. Nian Xiaomu has a strong personality and refuses to let anyone bully her. Constantly wary that anyone might cause harm to his daughter, Yu Yuehan keeps a constant watch over Nian Xiaomu. However, his black-bellied daughter has plans for her father up her sleeves… Over time, Nian Xiaomu reveals her charming side bit by bit; and for the first time in his life, Yu Yuehan is drawn in by this mysterious woman… Keywords: Mysterious Daughter, Cute Daughter, Aloof, Nurse, Strong Woman Cute Scene: "Daddi, you are so handsome!" Xiao Liuliu blushes. "Daddi, I want hugs!" Xiao Liuliu coos. "Daddi, I want a younger sister! Quick make one with Mommi." "Daddi…" Yu Yuehan says in a deadpan fashion, "I have never slept with any woman! How can I have a daughter!?" "Did Mommi sleep with you without you realizing it?" Yu Yuehan: "…” We have a Patreon which you can support us at: https://www.patreon.com/restofmylifeisforyou We have advanced chapters to offer, as well as goals to increase our weekly release rate!
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Can't Take My Eyes Off You

Can't Take My Eyes Off You

“Commander Lu, there are rumors that we are sleeping together, we have a fling!” He looked up from under the blanket and slowly got up. “What do you want from me?” “Deny it, say it’s fake, stop it from spreading…” He pushed her against the wall, blocking her mouth by a rough kiss. “Mrs. Lu, we have to substantiate the rumor.” Before she was born again, what she had been doing was staying away from him! After she was born again, what she always wanted to do was give him offsprings! Lu Xingzhi strived for two personal mottos his entire life: First, it was illegal to undermine military marriage. Two, Jiang Yao was his in this eternity, till death do they part.
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May the rest of my life be sweet to you

May the rest of my life be sweet to you

"Uncle, I was punished for being late! " "Buy the school. " "Uncle, I was bullied! " "SEND THEM TO HEAVEN! " In this era of competing for fathers, Qin Sheng never competed for fathers. Those things were too extravagant. She didn't have them, she only competed for uncles! Ever since she had a rich uncle, she lived a life of fighting and being cleaned up by others, causing trouble and being scapegoated by others. Her three big goals in life were to make him fall in love with her, fall in love with her, fall in love with her!
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The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

On the day of her escape from prison, she had died unexpectedly and was reborn into the body of Madam Huo. He was the heir to the number one financial magnate. She had charged out of nowhere and from then on, the obedient and weak Madam Huo had started to awaken. She had been trampled under her feet. Huo Shao had expressed that since she had already been conquered, wouldn't it be too unfair for her if she did not give her body to him? The muzzle of the gun was aimed at her head, "I only lost my wife and did not divorce. Choose between loving me or dying for love. " Gu Ruochu,"..." Do I still have a choice?
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Can you share a really funny fb story you've heard?

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2024-11-28 23:41

I remember a story where a man on Facebook set up a profile picture of himself as a superhero. But then he accidentally liked a post about how silly superhero movies are. His friends noticed and started joking that his superhero identity was now in jeopardy. They made memes about it and shared them all over his wall. It was really funny to see how he tried to play it cool and then ended up changing his profile picture to something more normal.

Can you share a really funny drunk story you've heard?

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2024-10-25 05:24

Sure. There's a story about a drunk man who mistook a lamppost for his girlfriend. He hugged it tightly and started whispering sweet nothings to it. When his friends tried to pull him away, he got angry and said they were trying to break up his relationship. It was quite a sight.

What are some really funny DND character creation concepts you've heard of?

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2024-11-25 15:28

There was a human fighter who thought he was a master swordsman. But his sword was actually a prop sword that he got from a theater. He didn't realize it until he went into his first real battle. He was swinging it around like a madman, and when it broke on the first hit, his look of shock was priceless. His journey to find a real weapon while still maintaining his 'master swordsman' ego provided lots of laughs.

Can you share a really funny sign post story you've heard?

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2024-12-14 00:20

Sure. There was this sign near a small pond that said 'No Swimming: Alligators Present'. But everyone knew there were no alligators in that pond at all. It was just a joke put up by the local kids, but it made for a really funny sign post story.

What are the most memorable funny DND stories you've heard?

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2024-12-12 07:34

I heard of a paladin who was very strict about following the code of honor. But during a tavern brawl, he accidentally punched a barrel of ale instead of the thug he was aiming for. The ale sprayed everywhere, drenching the whole party and making them smell like a brewery for days. It was a mess but also really funny.

Share a funny inappropriate story you've heard.

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2024-11-28 07:06

At a wedding, the best man got so drunk that he started giving his speech in a made - up language that he claimed was 'alien talk'. It was inappropriate for a formal wedding speech but had everyone in stitches as they watched him babble on in this strange 'language'.

What's a really funny story you've heard lately?

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2024-10-29 22:09

A really funny story I heard was about a magician who was performing at a kids' party. He was about to do a trick where he made a rabbit disappear. But as he opened the box to get the rabbit out, the rabbit just hopped away across the room. All the kids were chasing after it, and the magician was left standing there looking completely dumbfounded. It took him a while to regain control of the situation, and by then, everyone was in stitches.

Share a really funny DND fighter anecdote.

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2024-11-04 00:25

A DND fighter named Hugo was in a dungeon. He saw a shiny object on the floor and thought it was a magical weapon. So, he rushed towards it without looking around. Turns out, it was a simple piece of broken glass set as a trap. When he grabbed it, a bucket of slime dropped on his head. He was completely covered and his friends had to help him clean up while trying not to laugh too hard.

Can you share a really spooky dnd horror story?

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2024-12-14 12:06

Sure. There was a party that entered a dark cave. In the cave, there was a strange altar. When one of the players' characters touched it, they were suddenly teleported to a different dimension. This dimension was filled with grotesque monsters that were half - human, half - something unrecognizable. The character had to fight for their life while being constantly chased. They managed to find a way back only by sacrificing a valuable item they had found earlier, but the experience left them and the whole party shaken.

Tell me a really funny job applicant story you've heard.

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2024-11-16 06:07

Well, an applicant for a teaching job once showed up with a puppet. He said he used it to teach difficult concepts to students. But during the interview, he got so into the puppet's character that he started arguing with himself. It was hilarious and made the interviewers laugh a lot.

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