What are some of the best funny heartwarming stories you know?

A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle, he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, 'I was being the Ring Bear.'

I heard about a teacher who accidentally sat on a whoopee cushion in class. The whole class burst into laughter. It was quite an embarrassing but funny situation for the teacher. The teacher just laughed it off in the end.

One story is about a baker. He made a cake in the shape of a shoe for a fashion show. But when he was transporting it, the heel of the'shoe cake' broke off. He had to quickly fix it with a toothpick at the venue. When people saw the toothpick heel, they couldn't stop laughing.

A cat once got its head stuck in a cereal box. It ran around the house making everyone laugh. When the owner finally helped it out, the cat just sat there looking a bit dazed but still cute.

A guy accidentally put salt instead of sugar in his coffee. Instead of getting angry, he laughed and said it was his new 'experimental' coffee blend. His friends found it so hilarious that they all tried it, and now it has become a running joke among them. And he learned to be more careful in the kitchen.

A story I heard was about a magician. He was performing a big trick where he was supposed to disappear. But as he stepped into the box, his assistant accidentally closed the door too early and locked him in. He started banging on the box and shouting while the audience just laughed.

A great English funny story is about a librarian. A man came in and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said, 'You can't have that. It goes against our policy.' The man replied, 'Fine, I'll just use the Internet.' The librarian quickly said, 'Wait, I'll find you that book.' This shows the librarian's sudden change of mind in a humorous way.

One funny story is about a toddler who found his mom's makeup. He painted his face like a little clown, with bright red lipstick all over his cheeks and eyeshadow on his forehead. His mom was shocked at first but then couldn't help but laugh.

A family once tried to make a gingerbread house. But their dog thought it was a real house and kept trying to get in. He ended up knocking it over and then ate most of the gingerbread pieces. It was chaos but also really funny.

There's a story of a farmer who lost his tractor in the field. He called the police to report it. The police officer asked, 'Is your tractor red?' The farmer said yes. The officer said, 'We found it already.' The farmer was amazed and asked how they knew so fast. The officer replied, 'Because we have a red tractor that we picked up on the highway and we thought it might be yours since most tractors are red.'