Can you share some funny wedding sermon stories?

In a small - town wedding, the pastor told a story during the sermon about how the groom used to be terrified of commitment. He described how the groom would run away at the mention of a long - term relationship. But then he met the bride and everything changed. The pastor told it in such a humorous way that had everyone in stitches, especially when he imitated the groom's panicked look from the past.

Sure. One funny sermon story is about a pastor who was trying to illustrate the concept of forgiveness. He used the example of a dog that had chewed up his favorite shoes. Instead of getting angry, he forgave the dog. And the dog then brought him a bone as if it knew it was forgiven.

Sure. One funny sermon story is about a pastor who was preaching about kindness. Mid - sermon, a dog wandered into the church and started chasing its tail right in front of the altar. The pastor just laughed and said, 'Well, there's an example of pure, unadulterated joy right there, which is a form of kindness to oneself.'

Sure. One story is about a pastor who was preaching about Noah's Ark. He said, 'Now, Noah had to gather two of every kind of animal. Just think of how hard it was to round up two skunks!' The congregation burst into laughter.

Well, at a wedding I attended, the flower girl was so excited that instead of scattering petals gently, she started throwing them all in one big pile at the start of the aisle and then just ran down the aisle giggling. The bride had to walk through this huge mound of petals, which was really funny. And it made for some great pictures too.

There was a wedding where the flower girl decided to take a nap right in the middle of the aisle during the ceremony. Everyone just had to wait for her to wake up and continue. It was really cute and funny. The bride and groom were laughing instead of getting mad.

Sure. There was a wedding where the flower girl got distracted by a butterfly during the procession. Instead of walking down the aisle, she chased the butterfly all around the venue, causing everyone to burst into laughter. It was so cute and unexpected.

Sure. One couple on their wedding anniversary decided to recreate their first date. They went to the same restaurant. But the husband accidentally sat in the wrong seat and started chatting up another couple, thinking they were the waitstaff. His wife couldn't stop laughing when she realized what he was doing.

A friend of mine had a really funny wedding night. They had a small dog that they brought with them to the hotel. The dog was so excited to be in a new place that it kept jumping on the bed and getting in between the couple. They ended up spending half the night trying to calm the dog down and get it to sleep in its own little bed instead of on top of them.

One funny story is about a couple who got married at a zoo. During the ceremony, a mischievous monkey stole the bride's veil and ran around with it, causing everyone to burst into laughter. Another couple had their wedding at a vineyard. But the owner's dog, thinking it was part of the celebration, kept running between the guests during the vows, nearly tripping the groom.