Can you share some funny short stoner stories?

Sure. One stoner funny story is about a guy who was so high that he tried to microwave his shoes because he thought they were cold. Another one is a stoner who mistook a cat for a small dog and started chasing it around the yard thinking it was a really strange - looking dog. And there was also a stoner who, while looking at a ceiling fan, was convinced that it was a flying saucer about to abduct him.

Sure. One time a stoner friend of mine was so high that he tried to put his keys in the fridge instead of the door lock. He just stood there for a good five minutes, confused as to why the door wouldn't open.

Sure. There's a stoner ghost story about a group of friends who were smoking in an old abandoned house. They started seeing shadowy figures that seemed to move with the smoke. As they got more scared, the figures got closer, and they heard strange whispers. They ran out of the house as fast as they could.

Well, there's the story of a stoner who thought the moon was following him home. He kept looking out of the car window and shouting at the moon to go away. It was quite funny.

I heard a story about a stoner who tried to make a sandwich while high. He put all kinds of random things in it like pickles, ice cream, and peanut butter. When he finally took a bite, he made the funniest face. It just shows how stoned minds can come up with the wildest food combinations.

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that a snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked what happened, the snail said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

There was a man who went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.' The doctor said, 'Well, I'm not sure what's wrong with you, but I think you're seeing Disney.' Well, here's another. A snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

There was a lady who bought a parrot from a pet store. The parrot was always cursing and using bad language. She tried everything to make it stop. One day, she put the parrot in the freezer for a few minutes. When she took it out, the parrot shivered and said politely, 'I'm sorry for my bad language. I will be a good parrot now.' The lady was so surprised at how well this worked.