Tell me some crazy funny christmas stories.

One crazy funny Christmas story is about a family who decided to have a 'Christmas pet day'. They let all their pets open the presents. The cat got into the box with the wrapping paper and ran around the house like a crazy thing with the paper all over it. Everyone was laughing so hard.

Once there was a man who tried to train his cat to fetch like a dog. He threw a little ball, but the cat just stared at him and then walked away. Later, the cat brought him a dead mouse instead. It was so unexpected and hilarious.

Once, a man thought his cat could talk. Every time he made a sound, he waited for the cat to reply. One day, he meowed for hours, believing the cat was having a deep conversation with him in cat language. It was all in his head, but it was really funny.

One crazy funny ghost story is about a ghost who was so clumsy. He haunted an old house but every time he tried to scare the new residents, he would trip over his own spectral sheet. For example, when he floated down the stairs to moan at them in the middle of the night, he misjudged the last step and tumbled right in front of them, making them laugh instead of scream.

One Florida crazy funny story is about the alligator in the swimming pool. A family in Florida woke up one morning to find an alligator casually taking a dip in their pool. They were so shocked but also found it hilarious later when they shared the story with neighbors.

There's a story about a town that had a race between a tortoise and a snail. It was a super slow race and the whole town came out to watch. People were placing bets and cheering them on in the most ridiculous ways. The funny part was that they both took breaks to have a little snack during the race and it took them hours to finish just a few feet.

There was this group of friends who got drunk and decided to have a race in the park. But they were so unsteady on their feet that they were tripping over every little thing. One of them even ran into a tree thinking it was a competitor. It was crazy and we all had a good laugh about it the next day.

There was this really funny incident at a Los Angeles zoo. A monkey managed to steal a visitor's hat and then started wearing it while making funny faces at the onlookers. The zookeepers had a hard time getting the hat back as the monkey seemed to be really enjoying its new accessory. It made for some hilarious photos that went viral.

One funny Christmas disaster story is when my family decided to cook a huge turkey for Christmas dinner. But we miscalculated the time and the oven temperature. When we took it out, the outside was charred black while the inside was still raw. It was a total mess and we ended up ordering pizza instead.

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.