What are some really funny ostrich stories you know?

Well, I heard about a skunk that got into a paint can. It walked around the yard leaving colorful paw prints everywhere. The owner of the yard came out and couldn't stop laughing. The skunk was completely oblivious and just kept going about its business, looking like a little walking piece of modern art. It took a while to clean up all the paint, but it was a memory that made everyone chuckle for days.

I know a story where a child was asked if he had eaten a whole box of chocolates. He shook his head and said no, but his chocolate - smeared face gave him away. Another is about a man who was caught on camera stealing a street sign. When confronted, he completely denied it until the police showed him the footage. Then there was a woman who was certain she hadn't left the oven on, but when she got home, the house was full of smoke.

One time in New York City, a group of tourists were waiting to cross the street. When the walk sign came on, they all started to cross. But one tourist was so busy looking up at the skyscrapers that he walked right into a light pole. His friends couldn't stop laughing, and even some passers - by joined in. It was a classic case of being too distracted by the city's amazing architecture.

A group of baboons once found a mirror. They were completely confused by their own reflections. Some were making aggressive faces at their reflections thinking it was another baboon, while others were just sitting there staring at themselves with a puzzled look, which was hilarious.

Joke: I'm reading a book about anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down.

Well, a police officer stops a man in a car with a penguin in the front seat. The officer says, 'You can't drive around with a penguin in the front seat.' The man says, 'But it's a penguin, it can't drive itself.' Here is a short and funny story.

A friend of mine who is an HVAC tech once had a call where the customer thought their AC was broken because it wasn't cooling. When he arrived, he found that the customer had accidentally set the thermostat to heat instead of cool. It was a simple fix but a really funny mistake.

There was a young guy who tried to skateboard through a no - skateboarding zone in a really busy shopping area. When the security guard told him to stop, he made a run for it. He skated right into a fountain and ended up getting arrested for disorderly conduct. His soaked clothes and the look on his face were really funny.

A man thought his comprehensive car insurance covered everything, so when his kids drew all over his car with washable markers, he called the insurance company. They had to explain that it was not a covered event. He was so embarrassed. He thought any kind of 'damage' to the car was covered.

I know a story where a man proposed on a roller coaster. He timed it so that when the roller coaster stopped at the highest point, he took out the ring and asked her. She was screaming already from the ride, but then screamed 'yes' even louder.