Piercing and Tattoo Parlor Funny Stories: Share Your Experiences

I heard of a case where a woman got an eyeliner tattoo and it started to swell up like crazy right after. She looked like she had been in a fight. Turns out she was allergic to something in the ink.

One funny gynecology story I heard was about a patient who was so nervous before her exam that she started reciting nursery rhymes to calm herself down. When the doctor walked in, she was in the middle of 'Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star' and the doctor joined in for a moment to ease her tension.

One funny potty training story I have is when my nephew was being potty trained. He was so excited about his new 'big boy' potty that he wanted to take it everywhere. One day, he dragged it all the way to the living room and sat on it while watching his favorite cartoon. He thought it was normal to use it anywhere as long as it was his potty.

Once, my friend was dating this guy who was super into fitness. He made her do these crazy early - morning workouts. One day, he dragged her to a 5 - am jog. She was so tired and grumpy that she accidentally tripped him. They had a huge fight right there on the sidewalk. It was kind of funny in a messed - up way.

In our church, there was an old lady who accidentally put her reading glasses in the offering instead of money. When she realized it later, she laughed and said God must have wanted her to see things more clearly in His way. It brought a lot of laughter during the collection time.

One funny pregnancy story I heard was about a woman who had such intense cravings that she once sent her husband out at 3 am to find a specific brand of ice cream from a store miles away. And when he finally came back with it, she took one bite and decided she didn't want it anymore. It was hilarious but also a typical crazy pregnancy craving situation.

Well, when I was a child, we used to have an old tire in our backyard. We would take turns rolling in it. One time, my cousin got stuck halfway through and we all had a great laugh while helping him out. It was a really fun and memorable time filled with lots of laughter and joy.

I once knew a guy who worked in an office. He was always daydreaming. One day, he was so lost in his daydream that he didn't notice his boss standing right behind him. When his boss asked him what he was doing, he blurted out that he was planning his world domination strategy. Well, he got fired on the spot, but we all had a good laugh about it later.

One funny delivery room story I heard was about a dad who fainted right when the baby was about to be born. He was all excited and ready, but as soon as he saw a little bit of blood, down he went. The nurses had to take care of him first while the mom was just laughing through her contractions.

A colleague of mine claimed that he was a great cook. He boasted about making this amazing five - course dinner for his family over the weekend. But then another colleague saw him ordering takeout from the same restaurant that he said he made the meal from. When we asked him about it, he tried to make up some wild story about how he was just getting inspiration from the restaurant's food. It was quite a comical situation.