Funny sleep walking talking stories. Have you ever heard any?

Sure. One story is about a kid who sleepwalked into his parents' room and started giving a lecture about dinosaurs as if he was a paleontologist. He was using big words and making gestures. His parents were trying hard not to laugh and wake him up.

Well, my brother used to sleep talk a lot. One time he was reciting a poem he learned in school but with all the words jumbled up. It made the whole family laugh when we heard him in the middle of the night.

A girl in our school had a pet frog in her backpack for a science project. During class, the frog somehow escaped and hopped onto the desk of a boy who was terrified of frogs. He screamed so loud that it startled the girl, and she accidentally knocked over her water bottle which was right next to a half - eaten sandwich. The sight of the wet sandwich and the frog made her puke. It was a really comical chain of events that we still laugh about.

A funny sleepwalking - talking incident involved a man who believed he was a superhero during his sleepwalking episodes. He would run around the house, jump on furniture while talking about saving the world from 'evil pillows'. He'd shout things like 'I'll stop you, naughty pillow!' It was quite a sight. Another example is a girl who sleepwalked to the bathroom and started having a conversation with the mirror, thinking it was her long - lost sister. She was sharing all kinds of secrets with it.

A guy I know sleep talked about having a conversation with his pet fish. He was asking the fish how the water was today and if it had made any new fish friends. It was so silly.

Well, I heard a story about a man who sleepwalked right out of his house. He was wearing only his pajamas and walked to his neighbor's front yard. There, he started mowing the lawn as if it was a normal day. His neighbor was really shocked when he saw him in the morning. Apparently, the man had no memory of it at all.

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All the plots were dreams (there was no need to reflect reality). ---------------------------- "I'm Very Good, Please Treat Me Better" was a modern romance novel written by the author, Xiao Yanyun. The general plot of this novel was: This was a pillow book that was suitable for reading alone at night. There was no time travel or overbearing CEO in the story…There was only plain love…and sweet words between couples… ---------------------------- Coffin Man, Please Hold Me Close was a mystery detective and horror novel written by the author, Little Meow. The general plot of the novel was: Early in the morning, I lay in bed and stretched. I yawned and got out of bed to open the curtains to welcome the new day. The sun was warm and genial, shining on my body and making me feel very comfortable. Suddenly, I lowered my head slightly. Last night's dream was extremely clear in my mind, as if it had really happened. At first, I didn't pay attention. I packed up and went to work. 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My host is good in everything except for those few problems…She should be able to be saved? The system was determined to make Little Missy a positive teaching material that yearned for the bright future. P.S. The male and female leads are the same person. The plot of a common meal is not brain-burning, nor is it brain-burning. It's just a simple story.

I've heard a true ghost story from my friend. There was this abandoned hospital where strange noises were always reported. One night, a security guard saw a shadowy figure in the corridor. He was so scared that he quit his job the next day. It might be the ghosts of patients who passed away there.

I've heard a story where a group of divers went to explore a newly discovered reef. While they were there, one of them saw a figure that looked like a drowned sailor floating above the reef. The figure seemed to be beckoning them. The other divers didn't see it at first, but when they turned around, they saw a strange mist. They quickly ascended, and since then, they've been reluctant to go back to that reef. It could be that their minds were playing tricks on them due to the unfamiliar and somewhat alien environment underwater.

Well, I know a story where a boy was so nervous for a big test that he vomited right in the exam room. It disrupted the test for a while as the teachers had to take care of him first. This shows that excessive stress can have physical effects on students.