Tell a funny husband and wife text story.

A wife was trying to take a perfect selfie for her social media. She asked her husband to hold the phone and take the picture. But when she was all posed, the husband accidentally took a video instead. When she realized, she was so frustrated at first but then they ended up watching the video and laughing at how silly she looked trying to hold the pose for so long.

Once, a husband texted his wife, 'Honey, I passed by our old coffee shop today and remembered our first date there. Miss you.' His wife replied, 'Aww, that's so sweet. I was just looking at our wedding photos. Love you.' It was a simple exchange but full of love.

The following are a few recommended long novels for couples that are funny: "Laughing and spoiling wives: Unscrupulous Couples Are Going to Turn the Heavens upside down,""Father Can Enemy Country," and "Meeting Mr. Fu." These novels all had cheerful and refined storylines, humorous elements, and hilarious jokes. Their plot developments were very exciting, suitable for readers who liked funny stories about couples.

Once, the wife texted the husband, 'Honey, I just saw a huge spider in the bathroom!' The husband replied, 'Don't worry, I'll be home soon to deal with it.' But then the wife sent another text, 'Never mind, I just made friends with it. His name is Jeff.'

There was a couple who went to a furniture store. The husband sat on a recliner and accidentally fell asleep. The wife saw this and told the salesman that her 'big baby' really liked that chair. When the husband woke up, he was so embarrassed but they both found it hilarious later on. They ended up buying the chair. The memory of that day always makes them chuckle when they sit on it.

Once there was a husband and his sissy wife. The wife was very gentle and delicate in nature. One day, the husband planned a surprise picnic for her. He prepared all her favorite foods and found a beautiful spot by the river. When they arrived, the wife was so delighted. She spread out the picnic blanket with a graceful touch. They spent the day chatting, enjoying the food and the scenery, strengthening their bond in a sweet and simple way.

There was this couple. The husband loved to play pranks on his wife. One day, he hid all of her favorite shoes. When she found out, she chased him around the house with a taser (it was a toy one actually). The husband was running and screaming like he was in a horror movie. Eventually, he gave up the shoes' hiding place and they both ended up laughing about it.

My husband thought he could use the vacuum to clean up some spilled cereal. But he didn't realize that the vacuum wasn't suitable for wet messes. So, he ended up clogging the vacuum with soggy cereal bits. He then spent an hour trying to clean out the vacuum, all the while muttering about how the vacuum should be able to handle 'a little moisture'. It was really a funny sight.

Once upon a time, there was a little duck. It thought it was a chicken. So it tried to climb up the tree like chickens do. But of course, with its webbed feet and plump body, it kept slipping down. All the other animals were laughing at it. But the duck was so determined. Finally, it realized it was a duck and happily swam in the pond instead.

Once there was a wife and a husband. The husband was very confident about his football - picking skills. So, he made a wager with his wife. He bet that if his favorite team won the next match, the wife would have to cook his favorite meal every day for a week. The wife agreed. As it turned out, the husband's team won. The wife grumbled but kept her end of the bargain, and they had some good - natured teasing about it during the week of delicious meals.