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Can you share another funny medieval thief story?

2024-12-02 12:48
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A medieval thief thought he could steal from a wizard's tower. He climbed up the winding stairs and entered a room filled with strange potions. As he was rummaging through things, he accidentally knocked over a potion that made his feet stick to the floor. When the wizard came in, the thief was hopping around like a madman trying to free his feet. The wizard was so amused that he let the thief go, but not before making him clean up the mess.

There was this thief in the medieval era. He heard about a rich hermit who lived on the outskirts of the forest. The thief thought it would be an easy target. He reached the hermit's hut and peeked inside. But all he saw was the hermit sitting on a stool, reading a book. The thief stepped in, but as soon as he did, the hermit looked up and said, 'I've been waiting for you. I have no gold, but I can offer you some wisdom.' The thief was so taken aback by the hermit's calmness that he left feeling rather foolish.

In a medieval kingdom, a rather silly thief decided to steal from the king's treasury. He made his way through the castle's secret passages. When he finally reached the treasury, he was so excited that he tripped over a small step. His fall set off a series of alarms. Guards came rushing in, and the thief found himself surrounded. But instead of being scared, he started to do a little dance, which made the guards laugh so hard that they let him go, warning him never to come back.

Living In Another World With A Farm

Living In Another World With A Farm

If he wanted to boss around, he could do whatever he wanted. I would continue to farm, but if he tried to attack me, then he would not live to see another day. Zhao Hai was a shut-in until he was transmigrated to another world with a farm and taken over the body of a fallen noble. The land that the noble had was one that could not grow anything. He also had a fiance who was the heir to a principality. To make matters even worse, he was talentless in martial arts and magic where he couldn’t even learn both. “So what if I can’t do magic? I have my farm. Let’s see you try and attack me! I’ll let my bugs out to devour all of your military rations! I’ll put pesticides in your water source and grow weeds on your land! Let’s see you try and attack me after that!” “What? You’ll hire assassins to kill me? Try and do that when I’m hiding inside my farmhouse. Once that is over, I’ll rid your country of all your food sources! Your citizens will come after you instead of you coming after me!” The shut-in had a slightly foul personality. This is a story of how he, and his farm, became a nightmare to the people of a world of swords and magic.
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Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Forced out by her step-mother, she was driven to desperation and had no way of surviving other than to sign herself away and marry herself into a rich and influential family. Three years into the marriage, her wealthy husband had spoiled her to heavens. The only problem was that they had no inheritors in their family. Inside the luxurious mansion, Pei Qiqi angrily threw a stack of newspaper onto the man, “The article is claiming that I am a hen who cannot lay eggs! But Tang Yu, it’s you who has issues!” The man put down the newspaper and agreed to what his young wife was saying, “Why would they write false information? Your zodiac is the pig!” “Tang! Yu!” She stomped her feet out of anger. The man grinned, “So what we have no kids? You are my little baby.” Pei Qiqi thought, how did this scene change so fast!
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She became the young mistress of the most powerful family in City T by marrying the young master in place of her sister. He was cold to her on their first nuptial night. "Just because you played some tricks to get yourself married here, you still mean nothing to me!" However, she was calm and heartless. "Young Master Mu, don't think too highly of yourself. I despise all that is you — your money and your very being!" After the wedding, Young Master Mu lived lavishly by spending money like flowing during the day while working his nights away busily. "You said you despised me earlier. Well, which part of me do you despise exactly, hmm?" Luo Chenxi could not bear the harassment any longer so she tossed out the divorce papers in rage. "I can't live like this much longer..."
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The Rest Of My Life Is For You

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Can't Take My Eyes Off You

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Tell me a funny medieval thief story.

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2024-12-04 01:07

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In Sims Medieval, a merchant was trying to sell his 'enchanted' potions. He claimed they could make you fly. One brave (or rather foolish) soul bought one and drank it. Instead of flying, he started hopping around like a frog. The merchant quickly ran away before the angry customer could catch him. And the people in the market had a good laugh at the whole spectacle.

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2024-12-05 04:28

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