Can you share a funny short horror story?

Once on a Monday, I woke up to find a strange shadow on my wall. It had the shape of a long - fingered hand. As I blinked, it seemed to move closer. I quickly turned on the light, but there was nothing there. Just as I was about to relax, I heard a faint scratching at the window. I peeked out, and for a second, I saw a pair of red eyes in the bushes. Then they vanished. It was a spooky start to my Monday.

Sure. Here's one. A man was camping alone in the woods. At night, he heard strange noises outside his tent. He peeked out and saw a small, furry creature with big eyes. It looked like a cross between a rabbit and a squirrel. It started doing a little dance. The man was so startled by the oddity that he ran all the way home, but later realized it was probably just a lost pet with a strange sense of humor.

Sure. Here's one. A man woke up in the middle of the night and heard strange scratching at his window. He was terrified but finally got the courage to look. It was just a branch from the tree outside. But when he went back to bed, he heard a voice say 'I moved the branch'.

Sure. There was a story about a man who moved into a new house. Every night, he heard strange scratching noises from the attic. One day, he finally mustered the courage to go up there. He found a family of raccoons that had made a little home for themselves. They looked so cute and startled when they saw him that it turned the spooky situation into a funny one.

There was a girl who got a used doll from a thrift store. The doll had a really creepy face. At night, she heard the doll giggling. She was terrified. But when she investigated, she found out that her little brother had put a voice - changing device inside the doll as a prank. It was a funny turn of events after the initial horror.

Once upon a time, there was a little mouse. It was so small that it could fit in the palm of a child's hand. One day, it decided to go on an adventure. It found a huge piece of cheese in a kitchen. But when it tried to drag the cheese, it was so heavy that the cheese started to roll over the mouse instead. It was a very funny sight.

Sure. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Sure! Once there was a dog who thought he was a cat. He tried to climb trees and sleep in little cat beds. It was hilarious!

In a Tagalog town, there was a legend of a headless horseman. One day, a group of friends decided to test their courage by waiting at the spot where the horseman was said to appear at midnight. As the clock struck twelve, they saw a figure approaching on a horse. They were terrified until they realized it was their friend Tomas, who was playing a prank on them. He had put a white sheet over his head and was riding a donkey. They couldn't stop laughing at how easily they were frightened.

There was a man who liked to take walks in the forest at night. One evening, he got lost. As he was trying to find his way, he heard a low growl. He saw a pair of red eyes in the bushes. A creature, half - man and half - beast, emerged and chased him. He ran for his life, not knowing if he would escape.