Tell me a funny quick fall story.

A little boy was at his first wedding. After the ceremony, his cousin asked him, 'How many women can a man marry?' The boy thought for a while and said, 'Sixteen.' His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. 'How do you know that?' 'Easy,' the little boy said. 'All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer.'

There was a parrot in a pet store. It was always making fun of the other animals. One day, a snake slithered by and the parrot said, 'You're just a long worm!' The snake hissed back, 'Well, you're just a noisy feather duster!' The whole store burst out laughing at their little spat.

Autumn is the time when the geese fly south. One day, a group of geese were flying in a V - shape. However, one goose seemed to be daydreaming and flew in the wrong direction. It took a while for it to realize and hurriedly caught up with the group. This little incident made for a funny and quick autumn story.

There was a dog at the park. It was running full speed after a frisbee. It didn't see a small hole in the ground. So it tripped and tumbled. It rolled over a few times and ended up looking very confused. But then it wagged its tail and ran off again to get the frisbee. That was a really cute and funny fall.

One night, a girl was home alone. She heard a strange scratching at the window. When she looked, she saw a pair of red eyes staring back at her. She quickly ran to her room and locked the door. But the scratching followed her, getting louder and louder. She hid under the covers, trembling with fear, and prayed for the night to end.

Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Tom. He had a magic key that could open any door. One day, he used the key to open a door in the old attic. Inside, he found a world full of talking animals. He made friends with a rabbit and a squirrel. They showed him around their magical forest. Tom was so excited to be in this new world.

A little boy named Timmy had a toy train. He loved that train more than anything. One day, the train went missing. Timmy was very sad. He searched everywhere in his room. Finally, he found it under his bed. It was stuck there. Timmy was so happy when he got his train back that he played with it all day long.

Once upon a time, a girl was walking alone in an old cemetery at night. Suddenly, she heard a faint whisper. She turned around but saw nothing. As she quickened her pace, she felt a cold hand on her shoulder. Terrified, she ran all the way home. Later, she found out that the cemetery was haunted by a spirit who was said to be looking for someone to keep her company.

Once upon a time, there was a little rabbit. It was getting late and the rabbit was very tired. The rabbit hopped into its warm burrow. There was a soft bed of hay waiting for it. As it laid down, it looked at the twinkling stars through a small hole in the roof of the burrow. And very soon, it fell asleep, dreaming of running through the meadows filled with beautiful flowers.

Once upon a time, I was walking alone in an old cemetery at midnight. The wind was howling and the tombstones loomed like silent giants. Suddenly, I heard a faint whisper that seemed to be calling my name. I froze in fear, my heart pounding. Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a shadowy figure glide between the graves. I ran as fast as I could, not looking back until I was far away from that spooky place.