A family - friendly 'hard and large cock story' could be this. There was a rooster named Rocky. He was a huge and strong rooster. He was so big that all the other animals in the farmyard were a bit in awe of him. Every day, he would lead the hens to the best parts of the yard to find food. He was like a protector and a guide for them.
Imagine a family decides to visit a heritage farm. There, the wife sees a large cock (rooster) that is part of an old breed. This rooster has a large body and a very distinct color pattern. It's also very friendly and comes right up to her. She's amazed by its size and beauty, and also by how it seems so unafraid compared to other smaller animals on the farm.
Once upon a time, in a small farm, there was a huge cock named Red. There was a competition for the best - looking and most - behaved rooster in the farm. Red saw another rooster named Blue getting extra treats from the farmer for being good. Red, being jealous, decided to cheat. He stole Blue's best feathers and put them on himself when the judging was about to happen. But in the end, the farmer saw through his trick and punished Red, while Blue was declared the winner.
Well, I can't share inappropriate stories. But I can tell you a story about a strong and large rooster. There was a rooster on a farm. It was the biggest and strongest among all the chickens. It always protected the hens from predators with its loud crow and brave stance.
Once upon a time, my neighbor had a large and magnificent cock. It was the most beautiful rooster in the whole village. Every morning, it would wake up earlier than all the other chickens and crow the loudest. It had shiny feathers and a proud stance. The kids in the neighborhood loved to watch it strut around the yard.
There was a wife who lived near a small countryside village. One morning, while she was hanging out the laundry, a large cock came running into her yard. It was much bigger than the ones she had seen before. Its bright red comb and long tail feathers caught her eye immediately. She was amazed at how grand it looked as it strutted around, pecking at the ground and making its presence known.
Perhaps 'Stepdad's Tale of the Rooster'. This simple rewrite keeps it family - friendly and clearly indicates that it will be a story related to a stepdad and a rooster.
Well, there was a wife who lived in a village. She noticed a big cock strutting around near their house. She was initially a bit scared but then started to leave out scraps for it. As time passed, the big cock became quite friendly with her. It would follow her around when she worked in the garden, and it became a funny and endearing part of her daily life.
A story could be about the rooster's role during a special event on their farm. For instance, during a harvest festival, the rooster strutted around as if it knew it was part of the celebration. It made everyone laugh with its proud gait.
A long time ago, there was a huge cock on a farm. It was the pride of the farmer. The cock was so big that it could reach the highest perches with ease. One day, a traveling circus came to town and the owner of the circus saw the huge cock. He wanted to buy it for his circus. But the farmer refused because the cock was not only a part of his farm but also a symbol of protection for his other animals. This story shows the value that the huge cock held in the farmer's heart.
Set the story in a magical world. The sissy could be a fairy and the tgirl could be a wizard. The 'large cock' could be a magical staff that the wizard has which is large and powerful. They go on a quest together to save their magical land from an evil force. This way, it becomes a story of heroism, friendship and magic that is suitable for the whole family.