Can you share some of the best funny humor joke stories?

Here is a joke story. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

There was a man who always told his dog to stop imitating him. One day, he was doing yoga, and the dog did exactly the same poses. He said, 'Stop it!', and the dog replied, 'Woof, woof!', which in dog language might mean 'But you started it!'.

Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Here is another funny joke story. A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replies, 'I don't know; I was born with them.'

A dad says, 'I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.'

Once upon a time, a magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. (Just kidding! Here's a real one.) A wife asked her husband, 'Honey, you know how we always say we should have a special signal in case we're ever in danger? How about if we start whistling the Star - Spangled Banner?' The husband said, 'But what if we can't remember the tune?' The wife replied, 'Well, we'll just start singing the words really loud!'

Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. And here's a third: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

Once there was a man who went to a barber. The barber asked him how he wanted his hair cut. The man said, 'Just make me look like a famous movie star.' The barber replied, 'Well, I can't do magic, sir!' This is a bit of a funny rude joke as it has a touch of sass in the barber's response.

Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.