Tell me some funny humor joke stories.

Here's one. A dad says, 'I'm reading a book on anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down!' Another is, 'Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.'

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper! Because elves are often associated with wrapping presents and if they sing, they can be called a 'wrapper' in this humorous play on words. This joke is really popular among kids during Christmas time as it combines the idea of elves and singing in a very silly way.

Well, a dad joke story could be like this. A father was driving with his kids and said, 'I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.' It's a play on words as 'dough' can mean both the money and the stuff for baking. Another dad joke story is when a dad told his daughter, 'What's brown and sticky? A stick.' Simple yet funny. And there's the one where a dad said, 'Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.'

A guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, 'You need to stop masturbating.' The guy asks, 'Why?'. The doctor replies, 'Because I'm trying to examine you!' This is a bit of a silly and clean joke.

Here's a funny one. A Scottish man walks into a pub and orders a whisky. The bartender says, 'That'll be 3 pounds.' The Scotsman says, '3 pounds? I could get a whole bottle for that at the shop down the road!' The bartender says, 'Well, you can go there then.' The Scotsman replies, 'Aye, but I don't have a glass there.'

In a Hindi village, there was a barber. One day a customer said, 'Make me look like a movie star.' The barber started shaving his head completely. When the customer saw himself, he was shocked. The barber said, 'Now you look like a bald movie star!' This made everyone around laugh. Well, in Hindi movies, there are some actors who are bald and still very popular. So the barber thought he was being creative.

A group of vampires held a blood drive. This is funny in a dark humor sense because vampires are supposed to take blood by force, but here they are doing it in a more civilized way, which is completely against their nature. It's a humorous take on the traditional view of vampires.

A little kid said to his mother, 'Mom, I'm so tired.' His mom asked, 'Why are you so tired?' He replied, 'I've been running up and down the stairs all day.' His mom was confused and said, 'But we live in a bungalow!' The kid just shrugged and said, 'I know, but I still had fun.'

Here's a good one. A Filipino was at a restaurant and ordered a steak. When the steak came, it was really small. He said to the waiter, 'Ay, this steak is so small, it looks like it came from a mouse, not a cow!' Another joke is about two Filipinos arguing about who was the stronger. One said, 'I can carry a sack of rice on my back all day!' The other said, 'That's nothing. I can carry my mother - in - law on my back all day and she never stops talking!'