Can you share some attention deficit disorder funny stories?

I heard of a child with ADD during a family dinner. Everyone was passing the dishes around. When the mashed potatoes got to him, he got distracted by the pattern on the plate. He started tracing it with his finger and then told a long, made - up story about how the pattern was a secret map to a land of never - ending mashed potatoes. By the time he finished his story, the dinner was over and he hadn't even taken any food.

Once, a boy with ADHD was at school. During a math test, instead of focusing on the questions, he started daydreaming about being a superhero. He imagined flying around the classroom saving everyone from the boredom of math. When the teacher asked him why he wasn't writing, he said, 'I was just waiting for my super - powers to help me solve these problems.'

Sure. A kid with ADHD was in a soccer game. Instead of running after the ball, he noticed a beautiful butterfly on the field. So he left his position and started chasing the butterfly. His teammates were shouting at him, but he was so focused on the butterfly that he didn't even hear them. When he finally caught the butterfly, he showed it to everyone with a big smile, not realizing he had just made a big blunder in the game.

Maybe it's because your mind wanders easily and has trouble concentrating on the plot. Attention deficit disorder can make it hard to stay focused on one thing for a long time.

One funny story could be about a person with multiple personalities who has one personality that loves to sing opera all day. And then another personality that is a huge fan of heavy metal music. So, in the middle of an opera aria, suddenly the heavy metal personality takes over and starts head - banging and screaming out metal lyrics. It's a comical switch that catches everyone around by surprise.

One of my friends had a great calorie deficit success story. She calculated her daily calorie needs and then created a plan to consume about 500 calories less per day. She focused on portion control and cooking healthy meals at home. She walked for 30 minutes every day. After a few months, she lost a significant amount of weight and also improved her overall health. She had more energy and her cholesterol levels improved.

Sure. One story is about a girl named Lily. She started developing an eating disorder because of the pressure to look like the models in magazines. She would skip meals and over - exercise constantly. It took a toll on her health, she became very weak and her hair started to fall out. Eventually, with the help of her family and professional therapy, she is now on the road to recovery.

A young woman had an eating disorder that made her not eat for days. She became severely malnourished. Her skin turned pale and she had no energy. She lost all interest in her hobbies and social life. Her friends and family tried desperately to get her to eat, but she was in the grip of this mental illness that made her believe food was the enemy.

Well, there was a person named Tom. Tom had panic disorder which made his daily life a nightmare. He sought professional help. The therapist used cognitive - behavioral therapy. Tom worked hard on changing his thought patterns. He also started regular exercise which helped relieve stress. Gradually, his panic disorder improved and he is now able to do things like traveling and public speaking without any panic.

There was a young man, Tom. He was an athlete, but after an injury that kept him from training, he developed an eating disorder. He felt like he was losing control of his life, and controlling his food became a way to feel in control again. He would binge - eat a large amount of food and then feel extremely guilty and try to purge by making himself vomit. This cycle not only damaged his physical health but also his mental state, causing him to become depressed and isolated.