What are the most absurd dumbest florida man stories?

Well, there was the Florida man who tried to rob a bank with a banana. He thought it looked like a gun and the tellers just stared at him in disbelief until the police arrived. It was really a stupid attempt.

One interesting story is about a Florida man who tried to use a lizard to pay for his groceries. Another is the one where a Florida man was found dancing on top of a police car at night. And there's also the story of a Florida man who thought he could fly by jumping off a roof while wearing a homemade cape.

Well, there was the Florida Man who thought he could fly and jumped off his roof wearing a homemade 'wingsuit' made of bedsheets. Needless to say, he didn't get very far. Another one is about a Florida Man who tried to steal an alligator from a zoo to keep it as a pet. That's just crazy.

A Florida Man in 2020 attempted to build a homemade rocket in his backyard. He planned to launch it to the moon. Of course, it was a disaster. The rocket exploded on the launch pad, and he was lucky not to be seriously injured. His neighbors were not too happy about the noise and the potential danger either.

A Florida man was arrested for stealing a penguin from a zoo. He said he just wanted a unique pet. Obviously, he didn't realize that penguins are not suitable for domestic life in Florida.

The story of the Florida Man who fought a wild boar with a broomstick is quite famous. He was in his backyard when the boar showed up, and instead of running, he grabbed a broom and started swinging at it. The whole thing was caught on a neighbor's security camera.

Well, there's the story of a Florida man who called 911 because his hamburger didn't have enough pickles. He was so outraged that he demanded the police come and deal with the fast - food restaurant. The police were quite bemused when they arrived.

Well, there's the story of a florida man who tried to steal a police car while the officer was still in it. He thought he could just jump in and drive away, but of course, that didn't work out at all. He was immediately arrested.

One of the most unbelievable is a Florida Man who tried to steal a police car while the officer was still inside. Another is a Florida Man who showed up at a bank with a live snake around his neck and demanded money.

One interesting Florida man alligator story is when a man was jogging in a park known for having alligators. He saw a small alligator on the path. Instead of running away, he stopped and started talking to the alligator as if it could understand him. He even named it 'Gator Joe'. Every day he would come back and have these one - sided conversations with the alligator. Eventually, the alligator seemed to get used to his presence, which was really strange considering alligators are wild animals.