Share some dumbest florida man stories.

A Florida man once tried to steal a police car while the officer was still in it. He just opened the door and tried to push the officer out. Needless to say, he was quickly arrested. It's just crazy how some people in Florida do such stupid things.

There was this Florida man who called 911 because his hamburger didn't have enough pickles. He got really angry and demanded that the police come and deal with the fast - food restaurant. It shows how some people in Florida can have really strange priorities.

One dumbest true story is about a man who tried to rob a bank but wrote the demand note on a piece of paper with his own name on it. He was caught very quickly. Another one is a person who thought that putting a lemon in the microwave would make it charge his phone. Of course, it ended up in a mess.

Sure. There was a Florida Man who got caught trying to ride a manatee. Manatees are protected, and he clearly didn't get the memo. Another popular one is about a Florida Man who tried to break into a jail to visit his friend. He didn't realize how silly that was.

Sure. One good Florida man story is about a man who found a lost wallet on the beach. Instead of taking the money inside, he immediately tried to find the owner. He contacted the local police and with their help, returned the wallet to a tourist who was very grateful. It shows the honesty of some Florida men.

There are indeed many hilarious Florida Man stories. For instance, a Florida Man was caught trying to steal a lawn mower while riding a horse. He probably thought it was a great idea at the time. Another Florida Man got arrested for trying to break into a vending machine with a chainsaw. And a rather strange one was when a Florida Man attempted to sell his pet iguana on the side of the highway.

Yes, here are some. A Florida man was found trying to build a zip - line from his balcony to the local grocery store. Another story is about a Florida man who decided to start a circus in his front yard with just his pets as performers. And then there's a Florida man who wore a tutu and danced on top of a parked car during a full moon.

Sure. One story is about a Florida Man who tried to outrun the police on a lawnmower. He thought he could get away but was quickly caught. Another is a Florida Man who was found living in a treehouse in someone's backyard without permission.

One Florida Man on his birthday decided to have a pool party with his alligator friends. He actually trained them to play gentle games like fetch in the pool. It was quite a sight as the alligators would swim back with the toys in their mouths, much to the amazement of the guests.

A well - known wild Florida man story is about a man who set up a tent in the middle of a busy intersection and refused to move. He said he was protesting the lack of good camping spots in the city. Also, there was a Florida man who got into a fight with a vending machine because it ate his money and he didn't get his snack. He actually punched the machine several times before the police came.