Can you share some really funny clean stories instead of really funny dirty stories?

Once there was a magician who was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, just kidding. Here is a real story. There was a man who tried to teach his dog to play the piano. He spent weeks on it. One day, the dog finally sat at the piano and started hitting the keys with his paws. It was a complete mess but super funny.

Sure. Here is a funny Tamil story. There was a little boy in a Tamil village. He was very mischievous. One day, he decided to play a trick on the village elder. He tied a string to a coconut and placed it on the elder's roof. When the elder came out, he thought it was a strange bird. The boy's laughter gave him away and the whole village had a good laugh about it.

Here's a joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it's a play on words as'magician turned' sounds like'magician walked into'.

There was a librarian who noticed a chicken wandering among the bookshelves. She chased it out but the next day it was back again. This time, she followed it and found that it led her to a small hole in the wall. Inside, there were a group of baby chicks huddled around some old, tattered books as if they were reading. It was the funniest and cleanest discovery she ever made in the library.

Here is one. A little boy was at the zoo with his mother. He saw a penguin and asked his mom, 'What's that?' His mom replied, 'That's a penguin. It's a bird that can't fly but swims very well.' The boy then said, 'It's so silly. I bet it wishes it could fly like other birds.'

Here's a funny bedtime story. A little squirrel was collecting nuts for the winter. But it was so forgetful. One day at bedtime, it remembered that it had hidden nuts in different places. It started to search in its little nest but couldn't find them all. The next morning, it found that it had actually hidden some of the nuts in its own little shoes. It was such a silly but cute squirrel.

Sure. Once, a cat chased its own tail so vigorously that it spun around like a furry top. It was so confused but looked hilarious.

One more. A teacher asked a student, 'If I give you two cats and two more cats and two more cats, how many cats would you have?' The student thought for a while and said, 'Seven cats, because I already have one cat at home.' The teacher was so surprised at the unexpected answer.

Sure. Once a man went to the doctor and said, 'Doctor, I think I'm a bell.' The doctor was puzzled and asked, 'Why do you think that?' The man replied, 'Because when I touch my head, I go ding - dong!'

Sure. There was a time when my friend thought he could impress everyone by doing a skateboard trick. He climbed up a ramp, shouted 'Watch this!', and then promptly fell flat on his face. It was hilarious.