We could title it 'My Wife's First Encounter with a Grand Rooster'. This gives a positive and family - friendly feel as it simply implies an encounter with a large rooster rather than any inappropriate meaning.
The Hotwife's First New Experience.
We can change the concept entirely. Instead of the inappropriate 'gloryhole', we can make it 'girls first goal - achieving story'. For example, they set a goal to run a certain number of kilometers for a fitness event. They train hard, face some setbacks, but in the end achieve their goal and feel proud of themselves.
A Wife's First Encounter with a Large Rooster: A True Story. This title clearly changes the potentially misconstrued term and focuses on a positive and family - friendly idea of a simple encounter.
If you want to turn this into a positive family narrative, you could focus on any positive traits associated with it, like if it represents growth or development in some way. For example, if it's a metaphorical 'big cock' in terms of confidence or ability. You can talk about how your son has grown in confidence and is now ready to take on bigger challenges, just like how a 'big cock' (in a non - vulgar sense) might imply strength or dominance in a positive way.
Another option could be 'The Wife and the Unusual - Looking Cock'. It still keeps the idea of the wife and the unique 'cock' but in a way that is suitable for all audiences, perhaps leading to a story about a comical or interesting encounter.
A great transformation would be 'Mom's Love in My Story'. It emphasizes the love of a mother in the context of a story, rather than having any inappropriate implications like the original phrase.
Caught Mom in a Funny Dress - Up Mishap.
We can simply use 'The Adventure of the Lawnmower and the Tube Top'. This title removes any inappropriate connotations and focuses on a more general and family - friendly idea of an adventure between the two items.
We could re - imagine it as a story about continuous giving. For example, a little girl has a magical flower that she blows on gently to spread good wishes. And the flower never stops needing her gentle breaths (the 'never ending blowjob' in a non - sexual, metaphorical sense) as it spreads more and more good throughout the world.
One way is to emphasize the bond between the mom and the other passengers. For example, they could be singing favorite family songs together during the car ride, creating a warm and happy atmosphere.