What are some typical funny embarrassing stories that happen in public places?

In a park, a dog chased a squirrel right towards a man who was about to urinate against a tree. The man got such a fright that he accidentally sprayed his own shoes. His shocked expression was really funny.

I was giving a speech in front of the class. I was so focused on not forgetting my lines that I didn't notice my fly was open the whole time. It was only when I sat down and a classmate whispered to me that I realized. It was super embarrassing but now I can laugh about it.

In a park, a woman was chasing a squirrel because she thought it was her lost pet hamster. She was running around, calling the squirrel by her hamster's name. Everyone was staring at her, but she didn't seem to care.

At a concert, I was standing next to a guy who clearly hadn't showered in days. His body odor was a mix of sweat and something else indescribable. Every time he moved, a new wave of the smell hit me. I had to keep inching away without being too obvious.

Once, in a department store, a woman was trying on clothes in a fitting room. She farted quite loudly and was worried that the sales assistant outside might have heard. She peeked out nervously but the assistant was busy with other customers. She felt a huge sense of relief and later told her friends about it as a funny anecdote.

At a concert, this one girl was jumping around and having a great time. She had eaten a huge hot dog right before. All of a sudden, she stopped jumping and puked all over the people in front of her. It was gross but also kind of hilarious because everyone was so shocked.

At a theme park, a girl had diarrhea after eating too many cotton candies. She ran towards the restroom but got lost. She asked a staff member for directions, but while she was talking, she couldn't stand still. The staff member finally realized what was going on and quickly led her to the restroom. It was so funny to see her trying to be polite while her body was in such a hurry.

There was this girl who was at a concert during her period. She was jumping up and down having a great time when she suddenly felt a leak. She had to quickly make her way through the crowd to the bathroom. She told me later that it was so embarrassing but also kind of funny because she had been so into the concert before that. There are also times when girls accidentally drop a pad or tampon in public. It's really embarrassing but can also make for a funny story later if they can laugh about it.

At a fair, I was on one of those big rides. Right in the middle of it, I suddenly had to pee really bad. I was stuck there until the ride ended. When I got off, I ran to the nearest bathroom like a crazy person. It was so crowded that I had to push my way through. People must have thought I was nuts.

At a concert, there was a long queue for the portable toilets. One guy was dancing around so much because he really had to go. When he finally got in, he made such a loud sigh of relief that everyone around the toilet area started laughing. It was like he had been holding it for ages.