Tell me the worst practical joke played on a man story.

One time, some guys made a man believe he was being arrested in public. They had a fake police badge and everything. The man was so embarrassed and scared. People were staring at him. He tried to explain that he didn't do anything wrong. When he finally realized it was a joke, he was furious.

An old man was sitting on his porch when a young boy came by. The old man said, 'I used to be able to jump over that fence right there when I was your age.' The boy looked at the tall fence and said, 'You must have been really good at jumping, sir.' The old man just chuckled and said, 'Well, actually, the fence was a lot shorter back then!'

Sure. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Some think that knock - knock jokes have their roots in children's games. Kids like the rhythm of saying 'Knock - knock' and waiting for a response. Over time, adults also started using them. They grew in popularity as they are easy to remember and can be adapted with different words and puns. For example, 'Knock - knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!' This shows how flexible they are.

There are two fish in a tank. One says to the other, 'Do you know how to drive this thing?' See, fish can't drive tanks but they don't know that, which makes it a funny mix - up of ideas. It plays on the double meaning of 'tank' - as in a container for fish and a military vehicle.

Here's another English joke story. A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, 'Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!' The panda yells back at the manager, 'Hey man, I'm a panda. Look it up!' The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: 'A tree - dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.'

One day, a bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replies, 'I don't know, I was born with them.' This is a really funny joke story that always makes people laugh.

Santa Claus was feeling a bit under the weather one Christmas. He went to see his doctor. The doctor said, 'Santa, you have a bad case of the North Pole flu. You need to rest.' Santa replied, 'But doctor, I have so many toys to deliver!' The doctor said, 'Well, if you don't rest, you might end up delivering coughs and sneezes along with the toys!'

Once upon a time, there was a man who always heard strange noises at night. One night, he followed the noise to the attic. He opened the creaky door and saw a pair of glowing eyes. But it was just his cat wearing his old glasses. Ha ha.

Perhaps Randall's worst back story is related to a health issue. He could have been diagnosed with a serious illness at a young age. This not only affected his physical well - being but also took a toll on his mental health. He might have had to deal with the high cost of medical treatment, and the limitations the illness placed on his daily activities. His relationships might have suffered as well because he was often preoccupied with his health problems.