What are some of the funniest England tourist stories you know?

A tourist visited a famous castle in England. He got so excited exploring the old corridors that he accidentally walked into a restricted area. When the guard caught him, instead of getting angry, the guard told him some spooky and funny stories about the castle that made the whole incident a memorable and enjoyable one for the tourist. There are also times when tourists misinterpret the English weather. One American tourist came to England in what he thought was'summer'. He was wearing shorts and a t - shirt, but it was actually quite chilly. He ended up buying a big, old - fashioned overcoat from a second - hand store and walked around looking like he had stepped out of a different era, which was really funny.

One time in New York City, a group of tourists were waiting to cross the street. When the walk sign came on, they all started to cross. But one tourist was so busy looking up at the skyscrapers that he walked right into a light pole. His friends couldn't stop laughing, and even some passers - by joined in. It was a classic case of being too distracted by the city's amazing architecture.

There was a time when a butterfly flew into a barber shop. It landed on the barber's comb. The barber was so surprised that he just stood there for a moment. The customers were all amused by this unexpected visitor. Then the butterfly flew around the shop, making everyone laugh as it dodged the scissors and razors in a comical way. This went on for a few minutes until it finally flew out.

A little girl once tried to make a bread that would look like her pet dog. She used a lot of creativity with the dough, and though it didn't really look like the dog, it was so cute and funny that her parents took pictures.

A patient once fell asleep during a long orthodontic procedure. And when he woke up, he thought he was at a different place entirely. He started asking the orthodontist if he was in a spaceship because of all the strange tools around him. The orthodontist found it really funny and had to gently bring him back to reality.

I know a story where a cop was doing a routine patrol in a park. He saw a man sitting on a bench with a big bag. When he went to check, it was full of squirrels. The man thought he was rescuing them from a construction site but didn't realize it was illegal. The cop had to explain the situation and help release the squirrels back into the park properly. It was really funny to see the man's face when he realized his mistake.

Well, in a hot summer day, I saw a mosquito trying to bite a lizard. But the lizard's skin was too tough for it. The mosquito kept poking around and the lizard just looked at it like it was the silliest thing ever. It was quite a funny sight.

A funny hornet story I know is that a hornet accidentally flew into a car through an open window. It then started buzzing around the driver's head, and the driver was so startled that he swerved the car a bit. But then the hornet got tired and just landed on the dashboard. The driver was able to gently shoo it out through the window later.

One funny story is when the Turtles were having a race in the sewers. Michelangelo, being the fun - loving one, decided to take a shortcut through a small tunnel. But he got stuck halfway through. His brothers had to pull him out, and he came out all covered in slime. His brothers couldn't stop laughing at his slimy appearance.

There was a railway story where a man was trying to sleep on the train. But every time he was about to doze off, the train would make a particularly loud noise. In the end, he started making up a song about the train noises. He sang it out loud and soon had the whole carriage joining in. It was a very funny and spontaneous moment on the railway journey.