Tell me a really good Khmer funny joke story.

A parrot was staying with an old lady. The old lady always watched soap operas. One day, during a really dramatic scene, the parrot started repeating all the lines the actors were saying. It was so funny because it was adding its own parrot squawks in between the lines. The old lady couldn't stop laughing and from then on, she thought the parrot was the best company for her TV time.

Joke: An old man was sitting on his porch. A young boy walked by and asked, 'What are you doing?' The old man said, 'I'm just sitting here waiting for my old age to catch up with my good looks.'

One day, a bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replies, 'I don't know, I was born with them.' This is a really funny joke story that always makes people laugh.

There is a story of a Khmer farmer who was very forgetful. One day, he went to the market to sell his chickens. But he left the chickens at home! When people at the market asked him about the chickens, he scratched his head in confusion, realizing his mistake only then. His absent - mindedness became a source of amusement in the village.

A Khmer short funny story about animals is this. There was a little mouse that thought it was very brave. It saw a sleeping elephant and decided to show off its courage. It ran up to the elephant's trunk and squeaked really loudly. The elephant woke up and just blew the mouse away with a gentle puff of air. The mouse landed in a pile of hay and was so dizzy. When it regained its senses, it realized how silly it had been to challenge an elephant.

A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Sure. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes! It's a simple yet funny joke related to the Christmas season as there is often snow during Christmas.

A seagull was flying over the ocean in summer. It saw a fish swimming and said, 'Hey, you're looking very cool down there!' The fish replied, 'Thanks! You're looking fly up there!'

Here's one. A dad says to his son, 'I'm reading a book about anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down!'

In a Khmer town, there was a barber. One day, a customer came in with a really long beard. The barber said, 'Sir, your beard is so long it could be a nest for birds!' The customer replied, 'Well, at least they will be safe from your scissors!' And they both had a good laugh.