Find me a funny story

There were two fish in a tank. One fish said to the other, 'Do you know how to drive this thing?' This simple joke - like story always makes me laugh. Another funny fish - related story is about a fisherman who caught a really smart fish. The fish looked at the fisherman and said, 'Let me go and I'll give you three wishes.' The fisherman was tempted but said, 'How do I know you'll keep your word?' The fish replied, 'Because I'm a fish of my word!'.

A dog went to the park. It saw a squirrel and immediately chased it. But the squirrel climbed up a tree. The dog, not understanding that it couldn't reach the squirrel up there, started barking at the base of the tree non - stop. Then it tried to climb the tree too. It managed to get its front paws on the trunk but just slid back down. It was a really funny sight as the dog kept trying again and again with great enthusiasm.

There were two friends, Tom and Jerry. They went to a zoo. Jerry saw a camel and said, 'Look, Tom, that horse has such a long neck!' Tom laughed out loud and replied, 'Jerry, that's not a horse, it's a camel!' Jerry's silly mistake made them both laugh a lot.

There was a group of ducks walking in a line. One of the ducks at the back was daydreaming and didn't notice that the others had stopped. So it walked right into the duck in front of it. This made all the ducks start quacking loudly in surprise. They waddled around in a confused mess for a few minutes before getting back into their line and continuing their walk.

Once upon a time, there was a duck who thought he was a chicken. He would try to roost in the chicken coop every night. The chickens were very confused by this strange 'chicken' that quacked instead of clucked. One day, a fox came near the coop. All the chickens were scared and huddled together. But the duck, thinking he was a chicken, waddled right up to the fox and started quacking angrily. The fox was so startled by this odd creature that he ran away. And the duck became the hero of the chicken coop.

There was a little boy who was very excited to get a new pair of shoes. When he put them on, he started running around the house. But the shoes were a bit too big for him. He ran so fast that one of the shoes flew off and hit the cat, who was minding its own business. The cat screeched and ran away, and the boy just stood there looking at his one - shoe - on - one - shoe - off feet and started laughing.

Once upon a time, there was a cat that thought it was a dog. It chased cars, barked at the mailman (well, meowed as if it was barking), and even tried to fetch sticks. One day, it saw a real dog doing these things and got so confused. It stared at the dog for a long time, as if trying to figure out why it wasn't as good at being a dog as the other one. It was really funny to watch.

A magician was performing on stage. He pulled out a rabbit from his hat as usual. But this time, the rabbit didn't want to come out. It held onto the inside of the hat with all its might. The magician had to pull really hard and finally, when the rabbit came out, it had the magician's wig in its mouth. The whole audience burst into laughter.

Once upon a time, there was a cat who thought he was a dog. He chased his own tail, believing it was a squirrel. His owner was so confused when he barked at the mailman instead of his usual meow. The cat would also try to fetch sticks, but his paws were not very good at gripping them. He ended up rolling around with the stick in his mouth like a furry little ball of chaos. Everyone in the neighborhood got a good laugh watching this cat's antics.

There was this guy who tried to rob a convenience store. He wrote his demands on a piece of paper but accidentally used a permanent marker. When he handed the note to the cashier, his fingerprints were all over it. And when he realized this, he just froze and the cashier called the police. It was so silly.