Can you share some outrageous sex stories?

Sure. Once there was a man who thought his parrot could predict the lottery numbers. He spent days trying to communicate with it in various ways, like offering it special treats and playing different music. But of course, the parrot had no idea about lottery numbers. Another story is about a woman who accidentally dyed her hair green while trying to make a home - made hair mask. It was so bright green that she looked like a character from a sci - fi movie for weeks until it finally faded.

Sure. There's a story about a crow that learned to use a vending machine. It would drop coins into the slot to get food. The crow observed humans using it and then copied the behavior. It was quite outrageous as it showed such high intelligence in an unexpected way.

Sure. Once there was a man who tried to train his cat to use the toilet. He spent weeks setting up a special seat for it. One day, he heard a loud noise from the bathroom. When he rushed in, he found the cat had somehow managed to clog the toilet by flushing all of its toys down. It was a hilarious mess.

Sure. There was a true story about a man who accidentally mailed himself instead of a package. He climbed into a large crate for some reason, and the crate got sealed and shipped to another city. He was quite shocked when he was finally discovered at the destination.

One outrageous school horror story I heard was about a school that was built on an old cemetery. Students would often see strange shadows and hear unexplained noises in the hallways. Some even claimed to have been touched by cold, unseen hands. It was so terrifying that many students refused to be in the school alone after dark.

Sure. There was a teacher who used to wear a different wacky costume every day. One day it was a giant chicken suit, and it was really hard for the students to take the class seriously. It was just too much of a distraction.

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One outrageous school horror story is about a haunted school building. Students would often hear strange noises at night, like footsteps in the empty hallways. Some even claimed to see a shadowy figure. It was so terrifying that many students were afraid to stay late for extra - curricular activities.

I heard of a Karen who was at a community pool. She saw a woman in a two - piece swimsuit and thought it was inappropriate. She started to lecture the woman about modesty in public. When the woman ignored her, Karen tried to get the pool manager to ban the woman from the pool. It was absurd as the swimsuit was a normal beachwear item, but Karen just couldn't stand seeing someone dressed in a way she didn't approve of.

One outrageous teacher story I heard was about a teacher who made students stand on their desks for an entire class period just because one student forgot to bring a textbook. It was completely over the top as it had nothing to do with the other students.