Can you share some Shadowrun funny stories?

Well, in one Shadowrun session, our team of runners was supposed to infiltrate a high - security building. One of the guys, a street samurai, thought he could jump from one rooftop to another to get in. But he miscalculated the distance and ended up hanging from a window ledge by his fingertips while shouting for help. It was quite a funny sight considering how tough he usually acts.

One funny Shadowrun story is about a decker who thought he could hack into a high - security corporate mainframe easily. He managed to get past the first few security layers but then accidentally triggered a virus that made all the office printers in the building print out pictures of his own face. It was hilarious as employees were confused and the corporate security was in chaos trying to figure out what was going on.

A Shadowrun group was infiltrating a high - rise building. The infiltrator, who was known for his stealth skills, managed to get into the elevator shaft. But as he was climbing up, his foot slipped and he started sliding down. He grabbed onto a cable to stop himself, but it set off an alarm. To cover up, the mage quickly cast an illusion spell to make it look like a janitor had accidentally hit the alarm while cleaning. The whole situation was quite funny and they managed to still complete their mission.

There was a Shadowrun game where a group of runners had to deal with a powerful dragon. One of the runners, who was really full of himself, tried to negotiate with the dragon by using some really bad pickup lines. The dragon just looked at him like he was an idiot, and the rest of the team couldn't stop laughing at his failed attempt at diplomacy.

Another type is the fear of betrayal. In the world of Shadowrun, where loyalties are often bought and sold, a team member might betray the others for a bigger payday. The shock and horror of suddenly being attacked by someone you trusted is a big part of some stories. A detailed example could be a shadowrunner team planning a heist. One member has secretly been working for the target all along and at the critical moment, they turn on their teammates, leaving them exposed to the target's security forces.

Well, 'Never Deal with a Dragon' is quite popular. It showcases the complex politics and power plays within the Shadowrun universe. There are dragons involved, which are always fascinating in this setting, and the story has a good balance of action and intrigue.

Sure. Once there was a cat that tried to catch its own tail. It spun around in circles, looking so confused. It was hilarious.

Sure. There was a girl who tried to ride a bike for the first time. She was so nervous that she pedaled backwards instead of forwards. As a result, she just stayed in one place while making a lot of effort. Another story is about a grandpa who accidentally put on his glasses on top of his head and then spent half an hour looking for them.

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that a snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked what happened, the snail said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'

There was a cat that always followed its owner everywhere. One day, the owner decided to take a bath. The cat was very curious and sat outside the bathroom door meowing. When the owner opened the door after the bath, the cat looked at the owner in a very strange way as if it didn't recognize the clean and wet human in front of it. It was really a funny moment.