Tell me some short funny stories about animals.
A parrot was in a pet store. A customer asked the parrot, 'Do you talk?' The parrot said, 'Sure do!' The customer said, 'How much?' The parrot said, 'Twenty bucks.' The customer said, 'That's a lot for a parrot.' The parrot said, 'Not really, this is a high - quality talking parrot.' The customer left. The parrot then said to the owner, 'Lower the price to ten bucks next time, okay?' There's also a story about a rabbit. A rabbit was hopping along and saw a carrot in a garden. It hopped over to the carrot, but just as it was about to take a bite, a gardener chased it away. The rabbit was so disappointed that it hopped away muttering, 'That's not fair. I just wanted a little snack.'
Well, there's a story about a cat. The cat tried to catch a laser pointer dot all day, and when it finally did, it was very confused. Another one is about a dog. A dog went to the park and saw a squirrel. It chased the squirrel up a tree, and then sat at the bottom of the tree barking for an hour as if the squirrel was going to come down just because of the barking.
One animal - related short funny story is that a group of ducks were walking in a line. The first duck said, 'Quack.' The second duck said, 'Quack, quack.' The third duck said, 'Quack, quack, quack.' Then the fourth duck said, 'I'm not going to say quack anymore. We're not in kindergarten.' Another story is about a horse. A horse was standing in a field and a fly kept buzzing around its head. The horse got so annoyed that it started to run around the field trying to get away from the fly. But the fly just kept following it. Eventually, the horse stopped and said, 'You win, little fly. I give up.'
Tell me some random funny short stories about animals.
A cat once followed a dog into a bar. The bartender was shocked and said, 'We don't serve cats here.' The cat replied, 'I'm not here for a drink. I'm just here to follow my friend.' And then it sat next to the dog. Everyone in the bar started laughing. It was so unexpected to see a cat so determined to be with a dog in a bar.
Tell me some funny stories about animals.
A parrot learned to mimic the sound of a ringing phone. Every time the phone actually rang, the parrot would start making the ringing noise too, causing a lot of chaos and laughter in the house.
Tell me some of funny stories about animals.
Well, there is a story about a parrot. A family bought a parrot but it had a bad habit of swearing. Every time someone passed by, it would say bad words. They tried everything to make it stop. Finally, they put it in the freezer for a few minutes. When they took it out, the parrot shivered and said very politely, 'I'm sorry for my bad behavior.' And it never swore again. It was really funny how the cold made it change its attitude.
Tell me some very funny joke short stories about animals.
There was a little mouse who was always boasting about how brave he was. One day, he saw a cat and said, 'I'm not afraid of you!' and he started making loud noises. The cat just looked at him and said, 'You're not even on my menu today, little mouse.' And the mouse was left feeling a bit silly. This short story is humorous as it shows the mouse's overconfidence and the cat's nonchalant response.
Tell me a short funny story about animals.
A cat and a dog were arguing about who was the smartest. The dog said, 'I can do tricks like sit, stay, and roll over.' The cat replied, 'That's nothing. I can make people open doors for me, feed me, and clean my litter box without even asking.'
Tell me a short funny story about animals.
A group of ducks were walking in a line. The first duck said, 'Quack.' The second duck said, 'Quack.' But the third duck said, 'I'm not following this stupid 'quack' thing.' The first two ducks looked at him and said, 'Then you're not a real duck!' and they walked away. The third duck thought for a moment and then ran after them shouting, 'Wait, I'm a quack!'
Tell me some 2 line funny stories about animals.
One: A cat went to the vet. The vet said, 'Your cat is just fat.' The cat hissed, 'I'm not fat, I'm just big -boned!' Another: A duck walked into a bar and asked, 'Got any grapes?' The bartender said no. The duck left. Next day, the duck came back and asked again. Bartender said no. Duck left. Third day, duck came and asked, 'Got any grapes?' Bartender, annoyed, said, 'No, and if you ask again, I'll nail your beak shut!' Next day, duck came and asked, 'Got any nails?' Bartender said no. Duck said, 'Good. Got any grapes?'
Tell me some random funny stories about animals.
A cat once chased its own tail so furiously that it got dizzy and bumped into a wall. It sat there for a few seconds, looking confused as if it couldn't figure out what just happened.
Tell me some 10 lines funny stories about animals.
A cat went to the vet. The vet said, 'Your cat is just fat.' The cat replied, 'I'm not fat, I'm just big - boned.' Another one: A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says, 'What'll it be?' The duck says, 'Just give me some water and put it on my bill.'
Tell me some short and funny non - sexual naughty stories about animals.
A dog once found a mud puddle in the garden and decided it was the perfect place to roll around. Its owner had just given it a bath the day before. When the owner saw the muddy dog, he couldn't help but laugh at how naughty the dog was.