What are some really funny throw up stories that happened in public places?

At a concert, there was a long queue for the portable toilets. One guy was dancing around so much because he really had to go. When he finally got in, he made such a loud sigh of relief that everyone around the toilet area started laughing. It was like he had been holding it for ages.

In a park, a woman was chasing a squirrel because she thought it was her lost pet hamster. She was running around, calling the squirrel by her hamster's name. Everyone was staring at her, but she didn't seem to care.

At a theme park, a girl had diarrhea after eating too many cotton candies. She ran towards the restroom but got lost. She asked a staff member for directions, but while she was talking, she couldn't stand still. The staff member finally realized what was going on and quickly led her to the restroom. It was so funny to see her trying to be polite while her body was in such a hurry.

At a fair, I was on one of those big rides. Right in the middle of it, I suddenly had to pee really bad. I was stuck there until the ride ended. When I got off, I ran to the nearest bathroom like a crazy person. It was so crowded that I had to push my way through. People must have thought I was nuts.

In a park, a dog chased a squirrel right towards a man who was about to urinate against a tree. The man got such a fright that he accidentally sprayed his own shoes. His shocked expression was really funny.

Well, once my friend ate too many cotton candies at a fair. Then he decided to go on a spinning ride. As soon as the ride started, he felt really sick. And before the ride even ended, he threw up all over the place. It was a mess of pink and blue from the cotton candy, and everyone around was both shocked and trying hard not to laugh.

Another is when you are in a restaurant and you accidentally spill your drink all over the table and onto the person next to you. It happened to me. I was reaching for something and knocked over my glass of water. The person was really nice about it, but I was so embarrassed. I kept apologizing and trying to clean it up while my face was burning red.

At a concert, I was standing next to a guy who clearly hadn't showered in days. His body odor was a mix of sweat and something else indescribable. Every time he moved, a new wave of the smell hit me. I had to keep inching away without being too obvious.

Once, in a department store, a woman was trying on clothes in a fitting room. She farted quite loudly and was worried that the sales assistant outside might have heard. She peeked out nervously but the assistant was busy with other customers. She felt a huge sense of relief and later told her friends about it as a funny anecdote.

Recently in Michigan, there was a local fair. A man entered his pet pig in the 'cutest animal' contest. The pig had other ideas though. It escaped from its pen and ran straight into the mud - pit for the pig - wrestling event. It started rolling around and having the time of its life while the judges and spectators burst into laughter.