What are some interesting 'funniest 2 sentence horror stories'?

I heard a baby crying in the attic. I live in an apartment. This is funny horror as it quickly sets up a spooky and illogical situation.

One: I woke up to find a handprint on my window. It was on the inside. Another: I heard my name whispered in the dark. But I live alone.

I woke up to find a clown statue in my room. In the morning, it was a foot closer to my bed. See, it's funny in a horror - way because the unexpected and creepy elements are presented so simply.

One of the funniest horror stories could be about a vampire who is terrified of garlic bread instead of actual garlic. He goes to a party where they are serving Italian food and when he sees the garlic bread, he runs away screaming, his cape flapping behind him. It's funny because it twists the typical vampire - garlic fear in a humorous way.

They walked into the dark forest. Every step they took, they heard something stalking them. It got closer and closer.

One could be 'The game loaded, a familiar world at first. Then the glitched faces of loved ones stared back, their screams silent.'

I always thought my dog was protecting me. Last night, I saw it standing over my bed, its eyes glowing red.

One interesting one is 'My phone took a picture of me sleeping. I live alone.' It's interesting because it implies that there's something else in the supposedly empty house that can operate a phone to take pictures. It gives a sense of being watched when you thought you were alone, which is a very creepy feeling.

One interesting point could be the creativity of the horror concepts. In just two sentences, the stories manage to evoke fear, and reviews might focus on how well the author achieved this with limited words. For example, a story that plays on common fears like the dark or being alone can be really effective. Reviews might also discuss the use of unexpected twists at the end of the two sentences. This sudden change in the narrative can leave the reader shocked, and reviewers may analyze how well this was executed to enhance the horror factor.

Well, there was this time when a family invited their really strange cousin over for Thanksgiving. He brought his pet snake and let it loose in the house by accident. People were jumping on chairs and tables screaming while the snake slithered around. It turned the Thanksgiving dinner into a crazy circus, but it's definitely a story that makes you laugh now. He finally caught the snake, but not before everyone had a good scare and a lot of laughs.