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Tell me more funny edibles stories about baking fails.

2024-12-05 03:28
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I remember when I attempted to bake brownies. I got distracted and added baking powder instead of cocoa powder. The result was a strange - looking, pale - colored mess that tasted like baking powder. It was a total disaster but made for a good laugh later.

Apocalypse: I Have One More Keyword Than Others

Apocalypse: I Have One More Keyword Than Others

Brave, sly, kind, slippery, generous, greedy, elegant, ferocious, happy, abnormal, honest, hypocritical... In this apocalyptic world, only by winning on the Alien Star battlefield can one obtain resources to ensure the continuity of civilization. Every warrior that enters the Alien Star battlefield receives a randomly assigned keyword that belongs to them. If one's actions align with their keyword, their attributes will rapidly grow, granting abilities akin to Superman. On the contrary, if they fail to comply, they will swiftly weaken; This is a world where performance skills are paramount; Performance skills equate to sustenance, performance skills are glory, performance skills provide privileges, performance skills are life... ... Already concluded with thousands of orders are the works "Dream Fufiller of Ten Thousand Realms", and "Ten Thousand Methods to Remove Players." There is a guarantee of completion, so please feel free to dive in.
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This Lich Requests More Remuneration

This Lich Requests More Remuneration

With just three sentences, you convinced the Paladin to spend five thousand Gold Coins for you. You truly are a master of the Undead who thoroughly understands human nature! … "Respected Master Amberser, after our review by the editors at 'Legendary Spells' Publishing, we regret to inform you that your paper 'Research on the Non-Humanoid Form Modification of Undead Creatures' is unsuitable for publication in our monthly magazine. We suggest that you submit your work to a magical academic journal with less stringent review requirements." A burst of ghostly blue flame erupted from the tips of fingers, reducing the rejection letter. "Damn it! You bastards are purely discriminating against liches, discriminating against undead magic!!!" "Drop dead!"
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Tell Me Again, My Love

Tell Me Again, My Love

On the surface, Ryn looked like a normal quiet girl who only focused on her study and did not even bother about things outside her study. However, the whole campus was shocked to know she was actually a popular model who just made a comeback after two years 'retired'. To make them more shocked when a very popular singer, Jeremy was her ex-boyfriend and now wanted her back. Of course, to add the spice in her life, a model who is her university's mate fell in love with her. Now she had to choose between these two, as well as balancing her life as a boring student but an exciting model. ******* “Sign this contract.” He nudged the contract toward her. “Can I think first?” she asked weakly. “Five seconds.” Jack felt generous and gave her time to think. “See how good my mood is today?”
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778 Chs
Unwanted Marriage: Honey, No More Divorce!

Unwanted Marriage: Honey, No More Divorce!

After three years of marriage, Wendy Stewart was used to Michael Lucas's sarcastic remarks, his frequent threats about getting divorced, and even his indulgence of a mistress. She thought that she could bear with this her entire life, until she accidentally got pregnant with a child that Michael did not want. Finally despondent, Wendy signed the divorce agreement and left. She thought they could have parted ways forever, but Michael refused to stop looking for her after the divorce. When they met again, she was the world's top designer. Smiling sweetly at her ex-husband, she said, "My dear, we're already divorced." Michael simply stared at her coldly, "Tell me, what will it take for us to reconcile?"
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714 Chs
LOVE ONE MORE TIME

LOVE ONE MORE TIME

When her fiance ran away with her best friend on her wedding day, Anna Lee vowed never to love again. Her father also disowned her and told the world that she was not his daughter anymore. She struggled to find her footing as an actress and she lands the lead role in a very popular movie. Later, she meets Mo Xing, the president of the prestigious Mo Group and something begins to stir inside her heart. Mo Xing loves and protects her from everything and anything that threatens her well-being. He is heard saying one day: "You are the reporters who follow my wife every day? I will make sure you have no jobs ever again! My wife is having a hard time because of you!" or "Honey, you are very beautiful, why is my wife so beautiful?" or "Do you want an island or a huge yacht? tell me and husband will buy it for you!" the reporters start complaining, "Big boss, spare us the dog food, we want a glimpse of our best actress too!" The cover art is not mine (Pinterest) All credit to the owner
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The more they oppose, the more it shows that I am doing the right thing

The more they oppose, the more it shows that I am doing the right thing

"The more the Church supports me, the more it proves I have done the right thing. The more the heretics oppose me, the more it proves I have done the right thing." "Even when heretics praise me, it further proves I'm right. If heretics stay silent, it shows I have done impeccably!" "If the Church opposes me, it means they have all fallen into evil heresy, and the more heretics oppose me, the more it proves I have done the right thing." In the year 681, An Su was crowned the youngest Pope in the history of the Church. During his speech, he provided important guidance for the forthcoming de-divination work, emphasizing: "Now that both the Church and the heretics oppose me, it precisely shows I am on an exceedingly correct path!" ... The year 685. "It is not that the Evil God cannot be summoned, but that choosing him to take the stage is more cost-effective." Such was the assessment of the former holy woman of the demons, Yage Silvia. This statement, once made, instantly attracted attention from all sectors of society—the extensive documentary "The Legend of Pope An Su" continues to broadcast for you. —— This is a story of a top-tier heretical player speedrunning through a fantasy world.
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Tell me some more funny autocorrect text fails horror stories.

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2024-11-27 06:49

I texted my mom saying 'I'm coming home soon'. Autocorrect made it 'I'm cumming home soon'. I was so horrified when I realized what it said. I quickly sent another text to correct it.

Share some funny edibles stories.

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2024-12-04 05:57

My family once decided to have a 'create - your - own - pizza' night. My little brother thought that ketchup packets were a new type of cheese and spread them all over his pizza. When it came out of the oven, it was a gooey mess and smelled really odd. We all laughed about it for days.

Tell me more funny stories.

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2024-12-13 03:06

My neighbor once tried to make pancakes. He poured the batter on the pan and went to get some coffee. When he came back, the pancake had spread all over the stove. He said it looked like a modern art piece. Then he tried to flip it with a spatula, but it just stuck everywhere and ended up looking like a gooey mess.

Tell me more about the funny wizard stories in 5e.

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2024-12-06 04:42

In a 5e story, a young wizard was attempting to teleport to a different location. He got the coordinates a bit mixed up and ended up inside a barrel in a tavern. He had to wait until the tavern closed and then try to find his way out without being noticed. It was quite a comical situation as he bumped into things inside the barrel and made strange noises.

Tell me more about funny police bathroom stories.

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2024-12-04 16:42

At a big police event, the portable bathrooms were set up. One officer went in and found that the door wouldn't close properly. He had to hold it shut with one hand while doing his business. When he came out, he was all flustered and his friends couldn't help but laugh. It was an embarrassing but also quite funny situation for him.

Tell me more about funny African grey stories.

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2024-11-29 18:48

A friend of mine has an African grey. This parrot is a real character. It often mimics the voice of the owner's mother - in - law. When the owner's wife is around, it will start saying things like 'When are you going to clean this mess?' in the mother - in - law's voice, which always causes a lot of laughter in the family.

Tell me more about funny real names with stories.

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2024-11-27 07:49

One example is 'Peggy Sue'. It has a very 1950s feel to it. There's a song with that name too. She's a sweet old lady now, but she said when she was young, boys would always sing the song to her. Another is 'Chad Chaddington'. It's a very posh - sounding name, but he's actually just a regular guy from a small town. People love to tease him about his fancy - sounding name.

Tell me more about Funny 2017 Florida Man Stories

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2024-11-18 17:30

A Florida Man in 2017 might have been caught trying to steal a manatee. Manatees are these gentle, slow - moving creatures, and the idea of someone trying to steal one is just mind - boggling. It shows the lack of common sense some Florida Men seem to have.

Tell me more about funny sermon jokes stories.

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2024-11-14 23:35

Well, here's one. A minister was preaching on kindness. He said, 'We should be kind to everyone, even the mosquitoes. Because they might be angels in disguise.' People chuckled at that. It's a simple yet humorous way to get the point across.

Tell me more about 'funny hunter the sigil stories'.

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2024-11-12 05:41

The name 'funny hunter the sigil stories' sounds really interesting. It could be a collection of stories where the hunter is the main character and is involved in all sorts of wacky situations. The sigils could be a central part of the story, perhaps they are ancient symbols that the hunter discovers during his adventures. For example, he might find a sigil on an old map that leads him to a treasure, but on the way, he gets into all kinds of comical trouble like getting chased by a wild animal that is also interested in the treasure or accidentally triggering a booby - trap that makes him look silly.

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