Tell me a one minute funny story.

Once upon a time, a man went to a zoo. He saw a gorilla and started making faces at it. The gorilla got really angry and started pounding on the glass. Suddenly, the glass broke. The man was terrified. But the gorilla just calmly walked out, looked at the man and said, 'Don't worry, it was just a joke!'

There was a small boy named Tom. Tom had a pet turtle. One day, Tom put on his turtle's shell like a backpack and pretended he was a turtle too. He crawled around the garden. His mother saw him and couldn't stop laughing. Tom then told his turtle all about his adventure as they shared a plate of lettuce for lunch. It was a very funny five - minute adventure for Tom.

There was a little girl named Lily. She had a magic hat that she found in her attic. When she put it on, she could talk to animals. One day, she put on the hat and went into the garden. A squirrel came up to her and said it was looking for its acorns. Lily decided to help. But every time the squirrel showed her where it thought the acorns were, there were just stones. Lily would giggle and say, 'You must have a very bad memory, Mr. Squirrel!' This went on for about 5 minutes. Finally, they found the acorns under a big leaf. The squirrel thanked Lily and she went back inside, happy with her little adventure.

A young boy, Tom, lived in a small village. He had a pet turtle named Turbo. One day, Tom took Turbo to the river. As soon as Turbo touched the water, he swam really fast. Tom was amazed. But then, Turbo got caught in some reeds. Tom quickly reached in and freed Turbo. After that, Turbo swam around happily for a whole minute while Tom watched with a big smile.

Once upon a time, in a busy coffee shop. A girl accidentally spilled her coffee on a boy. She was so flustered and kept apologizing. But the boy just smiled and said it was okay. In that one minute, their eyes met and a spark of love seemed to ignite. They started talking and found out they had so much in common. And that was the start of a beautiful love story.

There was a story of a forgetful fisherman. He went fishing one day. He had all his gear ready but when he got to the lake, he realized he had forgotten his fishing rod at home. So, he tried to make a fishing rod out of a long stick and some string he found there. He managed to catch a tiny fish which he was so proud of that he told everyone in the village about his 'ingenious' catch.

Once upon a time, there was a little rabbit. It was very curious. One day, it left its burrow to explore the big forest. It saw beautiful flowers and tall trees. But soon, it got lost. The little rabbit started to feel scared. Just then, a friendly deer came by. The deer asked the rabbit what was wrong. The rabbit told it it was lost. The deer led the rabbit back to its burrow. The rabbit learned that it was not safe to wander too far alone.

My neighbor once decided to try to teach his old dog a new trick. He spent hours trying to get the dog to roll over. Finally, the dog just laid there and looked at him. Then it yawned really big and fell asleep. My neighbor was so frustrated but it was really funny to watch.

Once there was a cat who thought he was a dog. He chased his own tail like a dog, barked at the mailman (well, sort of a meow - bark), and tried to dig holes in the garden. His owner was so confused but found it hilarious.

The story of 'The Sleepwalking Rabbit' is also fun. There was a rabbit that would sleepwalk at night. One time, it ended up in the middle of a fox's den while sleepwalking. The fox was also asleep and when they both woke up, they were so startled. But the rabbit was quick and hopped away before the fox could react.