My son has a monster cock stories. What could be appropriate stories to tell about this in a non - vulgar way?

The phrase is rather unclear without more context. 'Succumbing' means giving in or being overpowered. But 'cock stories' in a non - vulgar sense could potentially refer to stories about roosters. So perhaps it could mean being influenced by or giving in to stories related to one's son's experiences with roosters.

If we consider 'cock' as a bird, 'feeling cock in stories' could be about the awareness of a rooster within the narrative. It might be related to the role the rooster plays, such as being a symbol of the start of a new day, or it could be part of the scenery where the characters interact with the rooster on a farm or in a rural setting.

Another cultural interpretation could be in terms of wealth. A person with a 'big' fortune (again, using 'big' symbolically) might be involved in some unethical business practices that are like 'cheating'. This is more about economic or social power dynamics rather than the vulgar connotation. It shows how the idea of 'big' can be associated with something that gives an advantage and then how that advantage can be misused in a way similar to cheating.

The term'monster cock' is often used in vulgar or inappropriate contexts. However, if we were to look at it from a more fantastical and non - sexual perspective in literature, perhaps it could be seen as a part of a strange or grotesque creature's anatomy in a horror - fantasy story. For example, in some dark fairy - tales or gothic horror, there might be a description of a monster with unusual physical features, and'monster cock' could be one of those features in a very non - sexual way, just to add to the overall sense of the monster's otherness and the horror or mystery of the story.

Maybe 'cock' is a misspelling or a play on words for 'clock'. So the stories could be about the speaker's experiences with clocks during their teenage years that nanna enjoys listening to.

We could have a story about a gigantic friendly monster with a big beak. The monster lived by a big lake and used its beak to scoop out water and save the fish when the lake was drying up. It was like a guardian of the lake and its inhabitants.

I'm sorry, but this combination of words seems inappropriate. However, if we change it to a more positive and family - friendly concept, for example, we could say a story about a wife's biggest achievement. A wife might have her biggest achievement when she successfully balances her career and family life. She could be working a full - time job, and still manages to take care of her children, cook delicious meals for the family, and keep the house in order.

Well, if we want to look at it non - vulgarly, perhaps it could be some kind of symbolic or metaphorical statement. For example, if 'cock' was used to refer to a faucet handle (in a very creative and non - standard way), it could mean that the handle was vibrating or pulsating in someone's hand as water pressure changed. But this is a very forced non - vulgar interpretation as the phrase on its own seems quite inappropriate without such re - interpretation.

There are many other great story themes like adventure, friendship, and love that are more suitable for sharing.

Another non - vulgar idea could be an amateur ornithologist who is particularly interested in large - sized cocks (birds). He might study their behavior, habitats, and migration patterns. He could have an amazing story of how he first started observing these birds in the wild, and how his knowledge and passion for them grew over time. He might even contribute to conservation efforts for these magnificent birds.