Share a short funny halloween story with me.

Once upon a Halloween, a little girl dressed as a witch went trick - or - treating. She knocked on a door and an old man opened it. The girl said, 'Trick or treat!' The old man replied, 'I don't have any candy, but I can tell you a spooky story.' The girl said, 'Okay!' The old man started, 'There was a witch just like you who lost her broom...' and the girl interrupted, 'That's not spooky, that's just sad for the witch!' and ran off to the next house.

There was a group of friends on halloween. One of them dressed as a mummy. As they were walking down the street, a gust of wind blew and some of the mummy's bandages started to unravel. They all ended up chasing after the flying bandages, laughing hysterically. It took them a while to fix the mummy's costume but it was a really funny adventure.

Once upon a Halloween, a little boy dressed as a vampire went trick - or - treating. When he got to one house, the old lady there mistook his fake fangs for real ones and fainted. The boy was so shocked that he forgot to take his candy and ran home yelling, 'I killed a lady with my teeth!'

Once upon a halloween, a little boy dressed as a ghost. He went to his neighbor's house to get candies. When the neighbor opened the door, the boy accidentally tripped over his long white sheet and rolled down the porch steps. Instead of crying, he started laughing and so did the neighbor. They shared a good laugh and the neighbor gave him extra candies.

There was a ghost who was very vain. On Halloween, he wanted to show off his scariest look. He made his eyes glow super bright and his body extra transparent. But when he floated into a party, everyone thought he was a disco ball. People started dancing around him, and he was so embarrassed that he quickly disappeared.

On Halloween night, a girl dressed as a witch was walking down the street. She had a broomstick with her that she had made herself. As she was walking, the broomstick got stuck in a crack in the sidewalk. She tugged and tugged, and finally, when it came loose, she went flying backwards and landed in a pile of leaves. Her hat flew off and her cat - which was also part of her costume - ran up a tree. She sat there laughing at herself while the neighbors came to help her up and she continued her trick - or - treating with a big smile on her face.

There was a group of friends who decided to have a spooky Halloween party in an old abandoned house. One friend, dressed as a vampire, accidentally sat on a fake spider web prop and got completely tangled. As he struggled, his fake fangs fell out, and everyone started laughing hysterically. It was supposed to be a scary party, but that moment turned it into a really funny one. They still talk about that hilarious incident every Halloween.

Once upon a Halloween, a little boy dressed as a vampire went to a neighbor's house for trick - or - treating. When the neighbor opened the door, the boy was so excited that he accidentally said 'Happy Christmas!' instead of 'Trick or treat!'. The neighbor was so amused and still gave him a big handful of candies.

Sure. One story is about a little witch who was so clumsy. She was flying on her broomstick on Halloween night, trying to follow her coven to a spooky party. But she kept getting distracted by the shiny jack - o - lanterns below. She accidentally flew into a tree, and her hat got stuck. When she finally got free and reached the party, her hair was full of leaves and twigs, making everyone laugh.

There was a group of friends who all dressed as different horror movie characters for Halloween. One of them was dressed as Freddy Krueger. As they were walking down the street, a little dog started barking at him non - stop. He tried to scare the dog away by waving his claw - like glove, but the dog just barked louder. His friends were laughing so hard that they almost couldn't continue their trick - or - treating.