Can you share some funny plane stories?

I heard a story about a flight attendant who was walking down the aisle with a tray of drinks. Just as she passed a row of seats, a baby let out a huge poop that made a really loud noise. It was so unexpected that the flight attendant almost dropped the tray. She had to stop for a second to compose herself. Then she started laughing along with the passengers around, and said 'Well, that's one way to make your presence known on the plane!'

A rather spooky plane story involves a flight where a passenger claimed to see a figure outside the window, hovering near the wing. But it was impossible as they were at a very high altitude. This caused a great deal of unease among the other passengers, and the crew had a hard time reassuring them that it was just a trick of the light or perhaps some debris caught in the wind.

One sad plane crash story is that of Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370. It disappeared without a trace in 2014. The plane was en route from Kuala Lumpur to Beijing. There were 239 people on board. Families were left in agony, not knowing what had happened to their loved ones. Search efforts spanned vast areas of the ocean but still, to this day, the full story remains a mystery, and the loss is deeply felt by people all around the world.

There is a story of a war plane that was shot down but the pilot managed to eject and parachute to safety in enemy territory. He then had to evade the enemy forces for days before being rescued. His survival skills and the will to stay alive against all odds were truly inspiring. This story also highlights the risks that war plane pilots face on a regular basis.

Sure. Once there was a cat that tried to catch its own tail. It spun around in circles, looking so confused. It was hilarious.

A group of friends once got on a plane and one of them had a really loud and contagious laugh. When the flight attendant accidentally tripped while serving drinks, this friend just burst out laughing. Soon, the whole row was laughing, and then it spread throughout the cabin. It was like a laughter epidemic.

Sure. There was a girl who tried to ride a bike for the first time. She was so nervous that she pedaled backwards instead of forwards. As a result, she just stayed in one place while making a lot of effort. Another story is about a grandpa who accidentally put on his glasses on top of his head and then spent half an hour looking for them.

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that a snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked what happened, the snail said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'

There was a cat that always followed its owner everywhere. One day, the owner decided to take a bath. The cat was very curious and sat outside the bathroom door meowing. When the owner opened the door after the bath, the cat looked at the owner in a very strange way as if it didn't recognize the clean and wet human in front of it. It was really a funny moment.

Sure. Here's a funny joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. As for a funny story, once a guy thought his cat could talk. He spent days trying to make it say something, but it just meowed. One day, he left his TV on a talk show and when he came back, the cat was sitting in front of it, looking really interested. He said, 'I knew you could understand!'. But the cat just blinked and went back to sleep.