Do you know any short inspirational funny stories for kids?

A little turtle was getting ready for bed. He had a hard time tucking his head into his shell because he ate too much that day. After some wiggling, he managed to get comfortable and muttered, 'Good night, world' as he fell asleep.

Here's another kid - friendly story. A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, 'Imagine there are five blackbirds sitting on a fence. You pick up your gun and shoot one. How many blackbirds are left?' The little boy thinks for a moment and says, 'None.' The teacher replies, 'None, how do you figure that?' The boy says, 'If I shoot one, all the other birds will fly away scared, leaving none on the fence.' The teacher says, 'The correct answer is four, but I like the way you think.'

Yes. A child wrote a letter to Santa asking for a real unicorn. When Christmas morning came, there was a stuffed unicorn with a note from Santa saying, 'Real unicorns are too hard to fit in the sleigh, but this one is very magical!'. The kid was delighted.

Sure. There was a little girl who thought that Santa Claus lived at the North Pole mall. So on Christmas Eve, she dragged her parents to the mall and started looking for Santa's house. When she realized there was no house, she told Santa, who was there for photos, that he should move to a real house. It was really cute.

There was a kid fishing. He thought he caught a big fish and started shouting for help to reel it in. When it finally came out, it was just a small piece of seaweed wrapped around the hook. His over - enthusiasm was really funny.

Yes. There was a little boy who asked his dad, 'Dad, are bugs good to eat?' Dad replied, 'Let's not talk about such things at the dinner table.'

A small ghost was trying to make his first 'big scare' on Halloween. He found a house with a big porch and a couple sitting there. He flew towards them making all sorts of spooky noises. But as he got closer, he tripped on a loose floorboard and tumbled right in front of them. The couple started laughing and said 'You're the cutest little ghost we've ever seen'. The little ghost was so disappointed at first but then joined in the laughter and had a fun Halloween after all.

Sure. Here's one. A family was preparing their Thanksgiving meal and the grandma was in charge of the mashed potatoes. She put in so much butter that when she served them, they slid right off the spoon like a yellow avalanche. Everyone at the table had a good laugh at the buttery mess.

There was a little squirrel that tried to hide nuts in a man's pocket while he was sitting on a bench in the park. The man didn't notice at first, and when he stood up, the nuts started falling out. It was quite a comical sight.

A ghost was so small that he could fit into a teacup. He decided to haunt a tea party. When the ladies saw the little ghost popping out of the teacup, instead of being scared, they offered him a biscuit. The ghost was so happy that he became their regular tea - time guest and stopped being spooky.