Can you share some adult funny short stories?

An adult went to a karaoke bar with friends. He was so excited to sing his favorite song. But when the music started, he completely forgot the lyrics. Instead of being embarrassed, he started making up the most hilarious lyrics on the spot. His friends couldn't stop laughing and soon the whole bar was enjoying his improvised performance.

Sure. Here is one. A man went to the doctor and said, 'Doctor, I think I'm a moth.' The doctor was a bit puzzled but replied, 'You don't need me. You need a psychiatrist.' The man said, 'Yes, I know.' Then the doctor asked, 'So why did you come here?' The man replied, 'Well, the light was on.'

Here is one. An adult couple decided to do a DIY Christmas tree. They went to the forest to find a perfect small tree. But when they got it home and tried to decorate, their cat thought it was a new plaything and kept knocking it over. Every time they set it up, the cat would pounce on it again, making them laugh instead of getting angry.

Sure. Here's one. A man went to a fancy restaurant. He ordered a steak but when it came, it was so tough he could barely cut it. He called the waiter and said, 'I asked for a steak, not a hockey puck!' The waiter was so embarrassed and quickly took it back to the kitchen to get him a new one.

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that a snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked what happened, the snail said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'

Well, consider a man named Ben. He had a pen, that was his friend. He'd write all day, in a very gay, way and his stories had no end. There was also a woman named Jane, who had a cane. She walked in the lane, without any pain, and looked at the sky's domain.

One funny bedtime story could be about a clumsy wizard. He was trying to make a sleeping potion but accidentally turned his cat into a giant, fluffy pillow. His cat was not amused and chased him around the house until the wizard finally managed to reverse the spell. It was a chaotic but hilarious night in the wizard's little cottage.

Since adult content is not proper to be shared, here's a humorous short story. There was a little dog that always thought it was a big dog. One day, it saw a huge Saint Bernard and barked at it as if it was the same size. The Saint Bernard just looked at it amusedly. The little dog's owner was so embarrassed but also found it really funny.

Sure. There was an adult man named Dave. He went to a coffee shop. He ordered a large coffee with extra cream. When the barista handed it to him, he took a big sip and got a huge mustache of cream on his face without realizing it. He walked around the shop like that for a while until a little girl pointed at him and giggled. Dave was so embarrassed but also found it really funny.

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.