What are some hilarious lawn bowls stories that you know?

Well, in one lawn bowls game, a newbie was so nervous that when it was his turn to bowl, he let go of the bowl too early. It ended up going behind him instead of towards the jack. His face turned bright red and his teammates couldn't stop laughing for minutes. They all had a great time teasing him about it later.

There was a newbie at the gym. He saw someone doing deadlifts and thought it looked easy. So he tried it without any proper instruction. He grabbed the bar, tried to lift, and instead of lifting the bar, he almost fell on his face. His shocked expression was really funny.

A cat chased its own tail for hours thinking it was another cat. It was so funny to watch as it went round and round in circles.

Well, I know a story about a hypochondriac who sneezed once and immediately thought he had the flu. He started taking all kinds of medications he had stocked up on. But it turned out he just had some dust in his nose. He wasted so much medicine for no reason.

A realtor was showing a large mansion to a wealthy client. In the middle of the tour, the realtor's phone rang with a really loud and goofy ringtone. It was his mother calling to remind him to pick up some groceries. The realtor was mortified but the client found it hilarious. He said it made the realtor seem more human and approachable. And in the end, the client bought the mansion.

There was this incident where a fireman was teaching a fire safety class at a school. He was demonstrating how to use a fire extinguisher. But instead of the extinguisher working properly, it spurted out some foam all over him. The kids in the class thought it was the funniest thing ever and he ended up with a room full of giggling children.

One of my friends really liked this girl from work. He'd go out of his way to get her lunch, offer to drive her home. But when he finally asked if she wanted to go to a concert with him as a date, she replied, 'I don't think of you like that. You're like my work buddy.' It was so funny how he had misread all the signs.

Once, my neighbor was sleep - deprived from a noisy night. In the morning, he went outside to get the newspaper. Instead of picking it up, he started having a conversation with the mailbox as if it was a person. He was asking it how its day was going and if it had any interesting news. His wife saw him and couldn't stop laughing. He was so out of it that he didn't even understand why she was laughing at first.

One of the funniest bike stories I know is about a cyclist who attached a speaker to his bike. He was playing really loud music while riding through a park. But then he hit a bump and the speaker flew off and landed in a pond. Another story is that a man painted his bike to look like a zebra. People were so confused and amused when they saw him riding it.

A guy was meditating at a retreat. He was in a deep state and thought he saw a floating Buddha. Turns out it was just a large white balloon that had drifted into the meditation area. He told everyone about it later and they all had a good chuckle.