What are the best toddler funny stories you know?

I heard about a teacher who accidentally sat on a whoopee cushion in class. The whole class burst into laughter. It was quite an embarrassing but funny situation for the teacher. The teacher just laughed it off in the end.

One funny toddler pee story is when my little nephew was learning to use the potty. He was so excited about it that he would run to the potty every few minutes, even when he didn't really need to go. One time, he sat on it fully clothed and announced he was peeing. We all had a good laugh.

A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle, he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, 'I was being the Ring Bear.'

One funny toddler bedtime story is 'The Little Red Hen'. The hen finds wheat and asks her friends for help to plant, harvest and bake bread, but they all refuse. In the end, she enjoys the bread by herself while her friends watch. It's funny and can teach toddlers about the value of hard work.

A story I heard was about a magician. He was performing a big trick where he was supposed to disappear. But as he stepped into the box, his assistant accidentally closed the door too early and locked him in. He started banging on the box and shouting while the audience just laughed.

A great English funny story is about a librarian. A man came in and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said, 'You can't have that. It goes against our policy.' The man replied, 'Fine, I'll just use the Internet.' The librarian quickly said, 'Wait, I'll find you that book.' This shows the librarian's sudden change of mind in a humorous way.

A family once tried to make a gingerbread house. But their dog thought it was a real house and kept trying to get in. He ended up knocking it over and then ate most of the gingerbread pieces. It was chaos but also really funny.

There's a story of a farmer who lost his tractor in the field. He called the police to report it. The police officer asked, 'Is your tractor red?' The farmer said yes. The officer said, 'We found it already.' The farmer was amazed and asked how they knew so fast. The officer replied, 'Because we have a red tractor that we picked up on the highway and we thought it might be yours since most tractors are red.'

There's this story of a woman who put on a pair of sunglasses that had a fake nose and mustache attached. She walked around the park like that, not realizing it at first. People were staring and laughing. When she finally noticed, she was so embarrassed but it made for a very funny 15 - second moment.

A chemist once mixed up two chemicals in the lab and there was a small explosion. His hair stood on end. Instead of being worried, he said, 'Well, at least now I have a new hairstyle for free. And I've also discovered a new, albeit accidental, chemical reaction. I should write this down before I forget how I did it.' His colleagues couldn't stop laughing at his nonchalant attitude.