Can you share some clean humorous Christmas stories?

Once upon a time, a fish went to a library. The librarian said, 'Can I help you?' The fish replied, 'Yes, I'm looking for a book about water.' This story is funny because fish are always in water but seem to be seeking knowledge about it in a library in a very innocent and comical way.

Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Sure. One story is about a family who decided to have a 'reversed' Christmas. Instead of the parents hiding presents for the kids, the kids hid presents for the parents all over the house. The parents had to search like excited children, and they found the presents in the most unexpected places like in the cereal box and under the cat's bed.

One funny Christmas story is about a family who decided to make their own Christmas tree ornaments. They got creative and made some really odd - looking ones. When they put them on the tree, their cat thought they were toys and kept trying to bat them off. It was hilarious to watch the cat's confused attempts.

One Christmas, a family decided to have a Christmas tree decorating competition among themselves. Each person got their own small tree to decorate. Dad tried to be creative and used old socks as ornaments. Mom made beautiful paper snowflakes. But the youngest kid in the family just put all his toy cars on the tree. It looked so funny yet so endearing. Everyone had a great laugh in the end.

Sure. One story is about a little boy who wanted to make a snowman look like Santa. He used his mother's red scarf and his father's old hat. But when he was looking for something for the nose, his dog ran by and the boy thought the dog's nose would be perfect. So he tried to put the dog in front of the snowman. It was really funny.

A little girl once wrote a letter to Santa asking for a real unicorn for Christmas. Her parents found the letter and decided to have some fun. On Christmas morning, they put a stuffed unicorn in a big box with a sign that said 'Santa's magical delivery: Unicorn in training. Feed with love and imagination.' The girl was overjoyed and ran around the house all day pretending the stuffed unicorn was real. It was a very cute and funny Christmas moment.

Sure. One story is about Santa Claus getting his beard stuck in the chimney while delivering presents. He wiggled and jiggled until he finally freed himself, but his beard was all askew and he had soot all over his face, making the kids giggle when they saw him.

One year, my friend was shopping for Christmas gifts. He saw a really ugly Christmas sweater on sale. It was so hideous with bright neon colors and a huge reindeer face. He decided to buy it as a joke gift for his brother. When his brother opened it on Christmas, he couldn't stop laughing and actually wore it all day just for the fun of it.

There is a humorous Christmas poem where it describes how the snowmen in the North Pole have a snowball fight every Christmas day. As for a story, imagine a little mouse that tries to steal a piece of Christmas cake from under Santa's nose. It gets into all sorts of comical situations trying to outwit Santa and the elves.