What are the best short funny spooky stories you know?

A mummy got lost on Halloween night. He ended up at a modern - day disco. He started trying to dance like the people there but his bandages kept getting tangled up. People thought he was part of a new and very strange dance act. He tried to unwind his bandages to free himself but only made it more comical as he ended up looking like a big white mess on the dance floor.

One interesting story is about a witch who was supposed to be casting spells in a forest. A hiker heard strange chants and saw a figure in a black cloak. He ran away in terror. Later, it was revealed that it was a local theater group rehearsing for a play. It was spooky for the hiker but funny in hindsight.

One of the best spooky funny stories is about a village that believed in a spooky spirit that haunted the local well. A newcomer to the village went to the well at night. He saw a 'glowing figure' in the well. He ran to tell the villagers. But when they all came back, they found out it was just a shiny piece of metal at the bottom of the well that reflected the moonlight in a strange way. It was both spooky and comical.

I know a story about a poltergeist in a small apartment. Instead of throwing things around in a menacing way, it would stack the dishes in really strange and precarious towers. The family living there was more amused than scared at first. But then it started to put their socks in the fridge. Another interesting one is about a banshee who had laryngitis and instead of her normal spine - chilling wail, she could only make a squeaky sound that made everyone laugh.

Here is one. A child tried to feed his toy dinosaur with real food because he thought it was alive. He put a plate of spaghetti in front of it and was waiting for it to start eating. It was so cute and funny.

Well, there's the story of the duck that got lost in a supermarket. It waddled up and down the aisles, quacking at the customers. People were both surprised and amused. In the end, the store manager caught it and released it outside.

A story I like is about a vampire who was allergic to garlic. One day, he went to a restaurant not knowing they served garlic bread. When the smell hit him, his fangs started to itch. He tried to be cool about it but ended up sneezing all over the place. It was a funny and spooky scene.

One story is about a clumsy penguin. All the other penguins were good at swimming and catching fish. This penguin was always the last. But he was very good at making the other penguins laugh. One day, a big storm came. The penguins were scared. But this clumsy penguin told funny stories and made everyone feel better. In the end, they all worked together and survived the storm. It shows that everyone has their value.

There's a really funny short story about a group of birds. They decided to have a singing competition. The crow was so confident that it could win. But when it started to sing, all the other birds covered their ears. The crow was so offended that it said it would never sing again. But the next day, it couldn't help but start singing again, and the same thing happened. It's a great example of a cool and funny short story. This story shows how self - confident the crow was, but also how bad its singing actually was, which creates a very humorous situation.

A funny sarcastic short story is about a man who boasted about his driving skills. His wife said, 'Yes, dear. Every time you drive, it's like a new adventure in chaos and near - death experiences.' There's also a story where a girl showed her very messy drawing to her art teacher. The teacher said, 'This is so creative. It looks like the work of a deranged genius.'