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Can you share some prison funny stories?

2024-12-08 01:53
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Sure. There was a prisoner who was really into gardening. He managed to grow a small patch of flowers in a corner of the prison yard. The guards were so amused by his determination that they even helped him get some better seeds sometimes. It became a little bright spot in the otherwise dull prison environment.

Well, in one prison, there was a guy who was a terrible singer but loved to sing all day. His cellmates would joke about it, and he would take their teasing in good humor. One day, they all decided to have a 'prison talent show' just for fun, and he was the star, not because he was good, but because he was so bad it was hilarious.

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Forced out by her step-mother, she was driven to desperation and had no way of surviving other than to sign herself away and marry herself into a rich and influential family. Three years into the marriage, her wealthy husband had spoiled her to heavens. The only problem was that they had no inheritors in their family. Inside the luxurious mansion, Pei Qiqi angrily threw a stack of newspaper onto the man, “The article is claiming that I am a hen who cannot lay eggs! But Tang Yu, it’s you who has issues!” The man put down the newspaper and agreed to what his young wife was saying, “Why would they write false information? Your zodiac is the pig!” “Tang! Yu!” She stomped her feet out of anger. The man grinned, “So what we have no kids? You are my little baby.” Pei Qiqi thought, how did this scene change so fast!
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Endless  Pampering Only For You

Endless Pampering Only For You

As childhood sweethearts, they were made to engage under the manipulations of their families. It involved having to to live in the same room and sleep together. One night, she is accidentally made drunk, and in his delirium, he kisses her only to realize he enjoys it. From time to time, he would sneak a kiss on her, but his “crime” is eventually discovered in an accident. After being accused by her, he says with a smile, “You are my wife, why can’t I kiss you?” The two people’s daily routine is full of bickering and mutual discrediting of each other. Although he claims to disparage, he actually cares intensely about her. He feels crazily jealous when she is close to other men, to the point of tying her to his side, so that she becomes exclusively his. Tags: Campus Love, Childhood Sweethearts, Pampering Romance
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The Rest Of My Life Is For You

The Rest Of My Life Is For You

Yu Yuehan is the usual rich, perfect, aloof president—the richest man in City H; but one day, a female toddler suddenly appears in his life as his daughter! Despite being certain that he has never touched a woman before, DNA tests certify that the toddler is his! He soon becomes a good 'daddi' for the little toddler, Xiao Liuliu. Two years later, for some inexplicable reason, Xiao Liuliu becomes very fond of a trial nurse, Nian Xiaomu, hired to take care of her. Nian Xiaomu has a strong personality and refuses to let anyone bully her. Constantly wary that anyone might cause harm to his daughter, Yu Yuehan keeps a constant watch over Nian Xiaomu. However, his black-bellied daughter has plans for her father up her sleeves… Over time, Nian Xiaomu reveals her charming side bit by bit; and for the first time in his life, Yu Yuehan is drawn in by this mysterious woman… Keywords: Mysterious Daughter, Cute Daughter, Aloof, Nurse, Strong Woman Cute Scene: "Daddi, you are so handsome!" Xiao Liuliu blushes. "Daddi, I want hugs!" Xiao Liuliu coos. "Daddi, I want a younger sister! Quick make one with Mommi." "Daddi…" Yu Yuehan says in a deadpan fashion, "I have never slept with any woman! How can I have a daughter!?" "Did Mommi sleep with you without you realizing it?" Yu Yuehan: "…” We have a Patreon which you can support us at: https://www.patreon.com/restofmylifeisforyou We have advanced chapters to offer, as well as goals to increase our weekly release rate!
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Can't Take My Eyes Off You

Can't Take My Eyes Off You

“Commander Lu, there are rumors that we are sleeping together, we have a fling!” He looked up from under the blanket and slowly got up. “What do you want from me?” “Deny it, say it’s fake, stop it from spreading…” He pushed her against the wall, blocking her mouth by a rough kiss. “Mrs. Lu, we have to substantiate the rumor.” Before she was born again, what she had been doing was staying away from him! After she was born again, what she always wanted to do was give him offsprings! Lu Xingzhi strived for two personal mottos his entire life: First, it was illegal to undermine military marriage. Two, Jiang Yao was his in this eternity, till death do they part.
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May the rest of my life be sweet to you

May the rest of my life be sweet to you

"Uncle, I was punished for being late! " "Buy the school. " "Uncle, I was bullied! " "SEND THEM TO HEAVEN! " In this era of competing for fathers, Qin Sheng never competed for fathers. Those things were too extravagant. She didn't have them, she only competed for uncles! Ever since she had a rich uncle, she lived a life of fighting and being cleaned up by others, causing trouble and being scapegoated by others. Her three big goals in life were to make him fall in love with her, fall in love with her, fall in love with her!
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The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

On the day of her escape from prison, she had died unexpectedly and was reborn into the body of Madam Huo. He was the heir to the number one financial magnate. She had charged out of nowhere and from then on, the obedient and weak Madam Huo had started to awaken. She had been trampled under her feet. Huo Shao had expressed that since she had already been conquered, wouldn't it be too unfair for her if she did not give her body to him? The muzzle of the gun was aimed at her head, "I only lost my wife and did not divorce. Choose between loving me or dying for love. " Gu Ruochu,"..." Do I still have a choice?
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Can you share some funny prison stories?

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2024-10-31 18:07

In a certain prison, there was a group of inmates who were really into DIY projects. They made a makeshift mini - golf course using whatever materials they could find like old broomsticks for clubs and tin cans for holes. They had so much fun playing it that even some of the guards would stop by to watch and laugh at their creativity.

Can you share some funny prison architect stories?

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2024-12-05 04:03

Sure. One funny story could be about a prison architect who accidentally designed the cells so that the toilets had a direct view of the guard station. The inmates were constantly complaining about the lack of privacy while using the facilities, and it took a while to figure out how to modify the layout without major reconstruction.

Can you share a funny prison story?

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2024-11-26 10:50

Sure. There was a guy in prison who was known for his terrible singing. One day, during a talent show in the prison yard, he got up to sing. Everyone was expecting a disaster, but as he started, his voice was so off - key and comical that instead of booing, all the inmates started laughing hysterically. It became the most talked - about event in the prison for weeks.

Funny Prison Break Stories: Share Some Hilarious Escapes

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2024-12-05 20:33

One funny prison break story is about a prisoner who tried to dig his way out using a spoon. He dug for days and finally thought he had made it. But when he pushed up through the ground, he found himself in the prison yard. Another one was a prisoner who disguised himself as a guard. He got all the uniform details right but his walk gave him away as he strutted around like he owned the place instead of walking like a proper guard.

Can you share some inspiring prison stories?

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2024-12-14 23:57

A particular prison story involves an inmate who started a gardening project. He convinced the prison to allocate a small piece of land for it. Through this project, inmates learned about responsibility, nature, and the joy of seeing something grow. It also provided fresh produce for the prison cafeteria, which was a great achievement considering the limited resources in prison.

Can you share some prison horror stories?

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2024-12-13 17:26

One prison horror story is about the overcrowding. In some prisons, inmates are crammed into small cells meant for far fewer people. There's barely any space to move, and it leads to a lot of tension and fights among the prisoners. Hygiene becomes a huge issue too, with limited access to clean water and proper sanitation facilities.

Can you share some prison love stories?

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2024-11-21 05:11

There was a story where a prison guard fell in love with an inmate. It was a complex situation. The guard saw the good in the inmate that others didn't. They started communicating secretly. However, this relationship was against the rules and faced many challenges. Eventually, the guard tried to help the inmate rehabilitate in a proper way, and their relationship changed into a more positive one based on mutual growth.

Can you share some sad prison stories?

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2024-11-20 02:23

One sad prison story is about a man who was wrongly convicted. He spent years in prison away from his family. His wife left him, and his children grew up without him. By the time his innocence was proven, he had lost so much of his life and struggled to reintegrate into society.

Can you share some Gay Prison Stories?

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2024-11-15 21:36

One aspect of Gay Prison Stories could be about self - discovery. In the confined space of a prison, away from the outside world, gay inmates may have more time to reflect on their identity. Some might find strength in their identity and use it to bring about positive change in the prison environment, like starting support groups or advocating for better treatment of all inmates regardless of sexual orientation.

Can you share some prison to success stories?

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2024-11-15 05:11

Sure. One well - known example is Malcolm X. He was in prison where he educated himself, read a great deal, and converted to Islam. After his release, he became a powerful civil rights activist, speaking out against racial injustice and advocating for the rights of African - Americans.

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