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Tell a funny story.

2024-12-06 16:28
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A man went to a restaurant. He ordered a steak. When the waiter brought the steak, it looked really small. The man said, 'This steak is so tiny. Is this for a mouse?' The waiter replied, 'No, sir. It's for our customers who don't want a big meal.' The man was so surprised by the answer that he couldn't help but laugh. Then he ordered another steak just to see if the next one would be bigger.

There was a little boy who loved to draw. One day, he drew a picture of his family. His dad looked like a big square with dots for eyes. His mom was a long triangle with a curly line for hair. When he showed it to his parents, they were both shocked at first. But then they started to laugh because it was just so silly. The boy was proud of his drawing and said it was his 'abstract art'.

If I tell you, will you believe me?

If I tell you, will you believe me?

Long ago, a man used to live in the forest, alone and secluded. But there was a catch; he was in love with a woman. But he can't be with her because she will die if he even goes nearer to her. Even if he touches her, she will die. But who could stop the path of love and hamper it from blooming? He used to watch her every move from so far away and silently laugh at her smile as she walked near the forest. But one day, the girl he used to see every day approaches him and asks about him. He was awed by the moment. He was unsure of how to react to her unexpected visit. But she was adamant about getting him to open up to her, and after her tenacious approach, he eventually gave in. Soon, they started to see each other and fell madly in love. But due to ignorance of the truth, death does not remain a silent spectator. It unleashed its fury on them, and alas, they became victims in the end. Can you guess what happened next? ____________________________________ "No! This is not true. " While gently hugging her, he said, "Why did you leave me again?" in a tearful voice, pleading for a miracle. He even prayed for her, which was an unknown word to him until he met her. His uneven breath was simply wishing for her to be alive again, but the truth of the time was that she was long gone and he knew that very well, so he made one last wish to whom she used to pray. If there is a God who allows you to be born again, I beg you not to let me meet her if I cause her death again, because I want to be with her but not to become the cause of her pain, but her happiness, so, if you are her god and you are listening, please give me the power to protect her next time. " ____________________________________ The love story of a werewolf and a witch's romance in different settings. And their sorrowful death. And reincarnation.  Will they be able to find each other again? Will their love story resume? ____________________________________ If you have any suggestions, let me know in the comments. And I am sorry for some errors, as it happens while typing, but I will try my best to give you the best version of the story. love Dream fairy
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Tell me a funny funny story.

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2024-11-17 14:43

A dog went to the park. It saw a squirrel and immediately chased it. But the squirrel climbed up a tree. The dog, not understanding that it couldn't reach the squirrel up there, started barking at the base of the tree non - stop. Then it tried to climb the tree too. It managed to get its front paws on the trunk but just slid back down. It was a really funny sight as the dog kept trying again and again with great enthusiasm.

Tell a funny confidence story.

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2024-12-11 07:46

There was a girl called Lily. She was not confident about her dancing skills. However, she was really into a new dance style. So she joined a dance class. In the class, everyone seemed so much better than her. One day, during a practice session, she accidentally made a really funny move that was completely different from the routine. But instead of being embarrassed, she embraced it and added some more funny elements. Her classmates started to laugh and cheer for her. This made Lily feel more confident. She continued to create her own unique and funny dance style, and soon she became the star of the dance class.

Tell me a funny story

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2024-12-11 06:05

There were three turtles. One day they decided to go on a picnic. They packed their little turtle picnic basket with sandwiches and juice. So they set off. After walking for hours, they finally reached a nice grassy spot. But then they realized they had forgotten the bottle opener for the juice. The first turtle said, 'Oh no, we'll have to go all the way back.' The second turtle said, 'Let's just try to open it without it.' But the third turtle said, 'Wait, I brought my keys, we can use one of them.' So they tried, but of course, it didn't work. They ended up having dry sandwiches while looking longingly at the unopened juice.

Tell me a funny story

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2024-12-09 14:46

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Tell a funny 3 word story.

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2024-12-07 22:24

Man, hat, wind. A man was wearing a big hat. Then a strong wind blew it away. Funny, right?

Tell another funny story.

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2024-12-07 06:55

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Tell a funny 3 sentence story.

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2024-11-29 00:48

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Tell me a funny story.

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2024-11-28 15:59

There were two friends, Tom and Jerry. They went to a zoo. Jerry saw a camel and said, 'Look, Tom, that horse has such a long neck!' Tom laughed out loud and replied, 'Jerry, that's not a horse, it's a camel!' Jerry's silly mistake made them both laugh a lot.

Tell me an funny story.

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2024-11-26 01:15

There was a group of ducks walking in a line. One of the ducks at the back was daydreaming and didn't notice that the others had stopped. So it walked right into the duck in front of it. This made all the ducks start quacking loudly in surprise. They waddled around in a confused mess for a few minutes before getting back into their line and continuing their walk.

Tell a 3 part funny story.

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2024-11-25 20:39

A group of monkeys had an adventure. Part 1: They found a mirror in the forest. At first, they thought there were new monkeys and started making faces at them. In part 2, one brave monkey tried to touch the'monkeys' in the mirror and got really confused when its hand hit the glass. Then in part 3, they all got together and carried the mirror back to their tree. But on the way, they dropped it and it broke. They were so sad until they realized they could use the pieces to make shiny decorations for their tree.

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