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Can you share some funny Christmas short stories?

2024-12-07 10:39
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Once upon a Christmas, a group of elves were in charge of wrapping presents. One elf, who was a bit clumsy, got tangled up in the wrapping paper. He ended up looking like a giant wrapped present himself. His friends had to unwrap him, and they all laughed so hard that they almost forgot to finish the real presents.

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Forced out by her step-mother, she was driven to desperation and had no way of surviving other than to sign herself away and marry herself into a rich and influential family. Three years into the marriage, her wealthy husband had spoiled her to heavens. The only problem was that they had no inheritors in their family. Inside the luxurious mansion, Pei Qiqi angrily threw a stack of newspaper onto the man, “The article is claiming that I am a hen who cannot lay eggs! But Tang Yu, it’s you who has issues!” The man put down the newspaper and agreed to what his young wife was saying, “Why would they write false information? Your zodiac is the pig!” “Tang! Yu!” She stomped her feet out of anger. The man grinned, “So what we have no kids? You are my little baby.” Pei Qiqi thought, how did this scene change so fast!
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Endless  Pampering Only For You

Endless Pampering Only For You

As childhood sweethearts, they were made to engage under the manipulations of their families. It involved having to to live in the same room and sleep together. One night, she is accidentally made drunk, and in his delirium, he kisses her only to realize he enjoys it. From time to time, he would sneak a kiss on her, but his “crime” is eventually discovered in an accident. After being accused by her, he says with a smile, “You are my wife, why can’t I kiss you?” The two people’s daily routine is full of bickering and mutual discrediting of each other. Although he claims to disparage, he actually cares intensely about her. He feels crazily jealous when she is close to other men, to the point of tying her to his side, so that she becomes exclusively his. Tags: Campus Love, Childhood Sweethearts, Pampering Romance
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The Rest Of My Life Is For You

The Rest Of My Life Is For You

Yu Yuehan is the usual rich, perfect, aloof president—the richest man in City H; but one day, a female toddler suddenly appears in his life as his daughter! Despite being certain that he has never touched a woman before, DNA tests certify that the toddler is his! He soon becomes a good 'daddi' for the little toddler, Xiao Liuliu. Two years later, for some inexplicable reason, Xiao Liuliu becomes very fond of a trial nurse, Nian Xiaomu, hired to take care of her. Nian Xiaomu has a strong personality and refuses to let anyone bully her. Constantly wary that anyone might cause harm to his daughter, Yu Yuehan keeps a constant watch over Nian Xiaomu. However, his black-bellied daughter has plans for her father up her sleeves… Over time, Nian Xiaomu reveals her charming side bit by bit; and for the first time in his life, Yu Yuehan is drawn in by this mysterious woman… Keywords: Mysterious Daughter, Cute Daughter, Aloof, Nurse, Strong Woman Cute Scene: "Daddi, you are so handsome!" Xiao Liuliu blushes. "Daddi, I want hugs!" Xiao Liuliu coos. "Daddi, I want a younger sister! Quick make one with Mommi." "Daddi…" Yu Yuehan says in a deadpan fashion, "I have never slept with any woman! How can I have a daughter!?" "Did Mommi sleep with you without you realizing it?" Yu Yuehan: "…” We have a Patreon which you can support us at: https://www.patreon.com/restofmylifeisforyou We have advanced chapters to offer, as well as goals to increase our weekly release rate!
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Can't Take My Eyes Off You

Can't Take My Eyes Off You

“Commander Lu, there are rumors that we are sleeping together, we have a fling!” He looked up from under the blanket and slowly got up. “What do you want from me?” “Deny it, say it’s fake, stop it from spreading…” He pushed her against the wall, blocking her mouth by a rough kiss. “Mrs. Lu, we have to substantiate the rumor.” Before she was born again, what she had been doing was staying away from him! After she was born again, what she always wanted to do was give him offsprings! Lu Xingzhi strived for two personal mottos his entire life: First, it was illegal to undermine military marriage. Two, Jiang Yao was his in this eternity, till death do they part.
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May the rest of my life be sweet to you

May the rest of my life be sweet to you

"Uncle, I was punished for being late! " "Buy the school. " "Uncle, I was bullied! " "SEND THEM TO HEAVEN! " In this era of competing for fathers, Qin Sheng never competed for fathers. Those things were too extravagant. She didn't have them, she only competed for uncles! Ever since she had a rich uncle, she lived a life of fighting and being cleaned up by others, causing trouble and being scapegoated by others. Her three big goals in life were to make him fall in love with her, fall in love with her, fall in love with her!
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The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

On the day of her escape from prison, she had died unexpectedly and was reborn into the body of Madam Huo. He was the heir to the number one financial magnate. She had charged out of nowhere and from then on, the obedient and weak Madam Huo had started to awaken. She had been trampled under her feet. Huo Shao had expressed that since she had already been conquered, wouldn't it be too unfair for her if she did not give her body to him? The muzzle of the gun was aimed at her head, "I only lost my wife and did not divorce. Choose between loving me or dying for love. " Gu Ruochu,"..." Do I still have a choice?
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Can you share some Christmas funny short stories?

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2024-12-09 03:59

Sure. Here's one. Santa was having a bad day. His sleigh broke down right above a small town. He landed on a roof and the chimney was too small for him to fit through. So, he had to knock on the front door like an ordinary person. When the little kid opened the door, he was so shocked to see Santa at the door instead of in the fireplace that he just stared for a full minute before shouting, 'Mom! Santa's here and he's early!'

Can you share some funny short Christmas stories?

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2024-12-04 17:18

There was a town where all the Christmas lights on one street got tangled up into a huge mess. A little boy thought it was a magical web and started to tell all his friends that it was a Christmas spider's web. The whole town soon joined in on the fun and they left the tangled lights as a new Christmas decoration.

Can you share some short funny Christmas stories?

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2024-12-02 11:47

Sure. Here is one. Santa was on his way to deliver presents when his sleigh got a flat. The reindeer were panicking, but Santa just laughed and said, 'Well, boys, it looks like we're walking for a bit!' Then he hoisted his big sack of toys onto his back and started trudging through the snow, the reindeer following behind looking very confused.

Can you share some funny Christmas short stories?

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2024-12-02 06:22

One funny Christmas story is about a family who decided to make their own Christmas tree ornaments. They got all creative with things like macaroni and glitter. But their dog thought it was a new chew toy. He ran around the house with a glittery macaroni ornament in his mouth, leaving a trail of glitter everywhere. It was a mess but also made everyone laugh.

Can you share some short and funny Christmas stories?

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2024-11-21 10:14

Sure. One story is about a little boy who was so excited for Santa to come. He left out cookies and milk, but his dog ate them all. When he woke up in the morning, he found the dog sleeping next to an empty plate and said, 'You naughty dog, Santa will think I ate them all!'.

Can you share some short christmas funny stories?

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2024-10-29 22:45

Sure. One story is about Santa Claus getting his beard stuck in the chimney. He wiggled and jiggled so much that when he finally got free, his beard was all askew. It made him look like he had a very wild and crazy new style. And all the elves couldn't stop laughing when they saw him.

Can you share some funny Christmas jokes and short stories?

1 answer
2024-12-13 13:02

Another joke: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit!

Can you share some free funny short Christmas stories?

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2024-12-12 10:54

There was a Christmas tree in a small town that could talk. It kept complaining about the ornaments being too heavy. Every time someone added a new one, it would grumble in a low voice. The children found it hilarious and would tease the tree by adding more ornaments just to hear it moan.

Can you share some short funny Christmas poems and stories?

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2024-12-09 04:21

A funny Christmas story could be about a family that accidentally decorates their Christmas tree with the dog's toys instead of regular ornaments. They don't notice until Christmas morning when the dog tries to retrieve his toys from the tree, causing chaos and lots of laughter.

Can you share some funny Christian Christmas short stories?

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2024-12-06 10:47

There was a small village where the church was preparing for Christmas. The pastor asked a young girl to help decorate the nativity scene. She accidentally put the shepherd's staff in the baby Jesus' hand instead of Mary's. When they noticed, they all had a good laugh and then fixed it. It was a reminder that even in the preparations for the holy season, small mistakes can bring joy.

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