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What is the funniest King Arthur story you know?

2024-12-07 22:20
3 answers

King Arthur once went on a hunting trip. He got lost in the forest and ended up in a small clearing where a group of squirrels were having a 'meeting'. The squirrels started chattering at him as if scolding him for intruding. Arthur tried to talk back to them in a very serious voice, but it just made the squirrels chatter more. He then realized how silly the situation was and started laughing. When he finally found his way back to the castle, he told the story to his knights and they all had a good laugh too.

Well, King Arthur was often visited by strange creatures in his court. One day, a little gnome showed up claiming to be a powerful wizard. He said he could turn Arthur into a frog. Arthur, being a good sport, agreed to let him try. The gnome waved his wand and nothing happened. Arthur then laughed and said 'Perhaps you need more practice, little friend' which made the gnome turn red with embarrassment, and it was really a funny moment.

There was a time when King Arthur was hosting a grand feast. A jester was performing and made a bet with Arthur that he could make the king's beard move without touching it. The jester then brought in a mouse and let it run across the table towards Arthur. Arthur, being a bit squeamish, jumped up and his beard wiggled as he did so. Everyone in the hall burst into laughter.

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

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Endless  Pampering Only For You

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The Rest Of My Life Is For You

The Rest Of My Life Is For You

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Can't Take My Eyes Off You

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May the rest of my life be sweet to you

May the rest of my life be sweet to you

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2 answers
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1 answer
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1 answer
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2 answers
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