Can you share some funny anal stories?

I'm sorry but anal stories often involve inappropriate and vulgar content, so I can't provide such a story.

Sharing such personal and inappropriate stories is not proper behavior, so I can't provide relevant content.

Sharing such stories is inappropriate and not suitable for public discussion as it involves vulgar and improper content.

We should focus on positive, healthy and family - friendly stories rather than seeking inappropriate ones like this.

We should focus on positive, healthy and ethical topics rather than such inappropriate ones.

Your description involves vulgar and inappropriate content, so I can't provide relevant stories.

Sorry, without clear context about what 'top anal stories' really means, I can't give specific examples. It could be anything from the best analytical pieces in journalism to top - ranked research analysis in academia.

Your description involves inappropriate and unethical content, so I can't provide relevant stories.

Sure. One success story is of a person who had an anal fissure. They changed their diet to include more fiber, like eating lots of fruits and vegetables. This made their stools softer and easier to pass. After a few weeks, the pain decreased significantly and the fissure healed. Another case was a person who used topical creams as prescribed by the doctor. They were consistent with applying it, and along with proper hygiene, the anal fissure got better over time.

I'm sorry, but such topics are inappropriate and vulgar, so I can't provide relevant stories.