Tell me some stupid funny scary stories.

Here's a stupid scary story. There was a house where all the brooms in the closet would come to life at midnight. They would start sweeping the floor on their own, making creepy scratching sounds as they moved. But instead of cleaning, they just spread dirt everywhere. And there was a cat in the house that was terrified of these brooms. Whenever the brooms started their midnight routine, the cat would hide under the bed and meow pitifully. It was a strange and spooky sight.

A girl was so excited to try a new dance move she saw online. But when she did it, she slipped and landed right in a puddle. She was all muddy but couldn't stop laughing at herself for being so clumsy.

Once there was a man who tried to open a banana from the wrong end for his whole life just because he thought that was the right way. It's so stupid but also quite funny.

One is about a talking pickle. It lurked in the fridge and would startle people by whispering creepy things when they opened the door late at night.

There was a guy who tried to steal a bike that was chained to a pole. Instead of using bolt cutters or any proper tool, he tried to pull it apart with his bare hands for hours. Eventually, he was caught red - handed when the owner came back. It was so stupid because he could have easily been seen and he didn't even have a proper plan for stealing.

One funny stupid scary story is about a guy who thought he saw a ghost in his room. But it was just his white laundry hanging on the chair. He got so scared and ran out of the room only to realize his stupidity later. It's funny because it was such a simple misunderstanding but in the moment it was terrifying for him.

One funny scary story is about a vampire who was so clumsy. He was trying to sneak into a girl's bedroom through the window but got his cape stuck on a nail. He was flapping around like a silly bat and ended up waking up the whole neighborhood with his noise. The girl just opened the window and laughed at him, and he was so embarrassed that he ran away.

There was a girl who wanted to look cool while drinking coffee. She put on her sunglasses and took a big sip. But she didn't realize the coffee was too hot and it burned her tongue. She then started jumping around with the coffee cup still in her hand, looking really silly.

Well, one characteristic is the unexpectedness. For example, in a story, you might expect a real monster but then it turns out to be a small, harmless animal doing something silly. Another is the over - reaction of the characters. When they get scared over something that's not really that scary, like a shadow that looks like a demon but is actually just a tree branch, it's both stupid and funny.

A group of friends decided to explore an old, supposedly haunted mansion. As they walked through the dark hallways, they saw a white figure floating towards them. They were terrified at first. But as the figure got closer, they noticed it was a very short ghost. One of the friends couldn't help but laugh and said, 'You're not so scary, little ghost!' The ghost got angry and started making funny faces. Then it led them to a hidden room full of old treasures. The friends realized that this ghost was just a bit of a prankster, and they all left the mansion with a great story to tell.